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    Funny One for pizza-man!

    How do you know when you are at a Mackem wedding?

    All the guests are on one side of the church...
    Last edited by Ganty; 25th October 2007 at 04:09 PM. Reason: Cuz MML is a pedantic wanker making me look like a cunt :D

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    Default Re: One for pizza-man!

    don't you mean 'mackem' ganty ! As in they mak 'em and we tack 'em.

    I'm sure DB will love this one too!

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    Default Re: One for pizza-man!

    You might find it's the smoggies that have the reputation for that, not the Makems.

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    Default Re: One for pizza-man!

    Quote Originally Posted by muttleymacclad View Post
    don't you mean 'mackem' ganty ! As in they mak 'em and we tack 'em.

    I'm sure DB will love this one too!

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    Default Re: One for pizza-man!

    big problem with working in a newsagents is you often forget which magazine you read a particular joke in

    what i do remember is that the version i read in either nuts or zoo was about norfolk...

    edit: and your other joke called Purchasing Policy has been lifted from the same bloody page! some people eh
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