When Insults Had Class
Some of these were very amusing i thought
–Winston Churchill“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
—Charles, Count Talleyrand"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
Loads more here
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I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend... if you have one.”
–George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill“Cannot possibly attend first night; will attend second, if there is one.”
–Winston Churchill’s response to George Bernard Shaw
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they`re quality.Churchill`s insults were superb.
“Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!”
–Lady Astor to Winston Churchill at a dinner party
“Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it!”
–Winston Churchill’s response to Lady Astor
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Another well known one which I like also featured Lady Astor and Churchill I believe. She said "Sir, you are drunk!" to which he replied "Yes I am madam but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
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buhhahhaaaa...omg that's priceless!Originally Posted by gameking48
they`re quality.Churchill`s insults were superb.
“Winston, if you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!”
–Lady Astor to Winston Churchill at a dinner party
“Madam, if I were your husband, I would drink it!”
–Winston Churchill’s response to Lady Astor
Shooooooo-ryuken!
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I love these but I always forget them five minutes after reading them.
I understand and accept that some people hold opinions that are different to my own. Living in a free and democratic society, I fully embrace and respect their right to be wrong.
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Bit below the belt"You, Mr. Wilkes, will die either of the pox or on the gallows."
–The Earl of Sandwich
"That depends, my lord, whether I embrace your mistress or your principles."
–John Wilkes's response to The Earl of Sandwich
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Evilsatan, Thats awesome, Why havent i heard of these before?!
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