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    Dear Walter:
    I hope you can help me here.
    The other day I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching
    the TV as usual. I hadn't gone more than a mile down the road when my engine conked out
    and the car shuddered to a halt. I walked back home to get my husband's help.
    When I got home I couldn't believe my eyes. He was in the bedroom with a
    neighbor lady making mad passionate love to her.
    I am 32, my husband is 34 and we have been married for twelve years.
    When I confronted him, he tried to make out that he went into the back
    yard and heard a lady scream, had come to her rescue but found her
    unconscious. He'd carried the woman back to our house, laid her in bed, and began
    CPR.
    When she awoke she immediately began thanking him and kissing him and he
    was attempting to break free when I came back.
    But when I asked him why neither of them had any clothes on, he broke
    down and admitted that he'd been having an affair for the past six months.
    I told him to stop or I would leave him.
    He was let go from his job six months ago and he says he has been
    feeling increasingly depressed and worthless.
    I love him very much, but ever since I gave him the ultimatum he has
    become increasingly distant. I don't feel I can get through to him anymore.
    Can you please
    help?
    Sincerely,
    Mrs.. Sheila Usk



    Dear
    Sheila:
    A car stalling after being driven a short distance can be caused by a
    variety of faults with the engine.
    Start by checking that there is no debris in the fuel line.
    If it is clear, check the jubilee clips holding the vacuum pipes onto
    the inlet manifold.
    If none of these approaches solves the problem, it could be that the
    fuel pump itself is faulty, causing low delivery pressure to the carburetor
    float chamber.
    I hope this helps.
    Walter

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