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    lmao Anyone need some wood?

    Saw this on the news this morning. Looks kinda crazy!


    Shipwreck timber surrounds coast
    Thousands of pieces of timber have been washed up on the beaches across southern England after a cargo ship sank off the Dorset coast. Coastguards said the timber, several feet deep on the tide line, now stretched along the Sussex coast and was moving east towards Kent's coast.
    The Greek-registered Ice Prince sunk about 26 miles (42km) off the coast after a storm.
    More than 2,000 tonnes of timber have drifted 100 miles through the Channel.
    Solent coastguard said timber had washed up all the way from Littlehampton in West Sussex to Beachy Head in East Sussex.
    He said: "What's there on the beach will stay until it is removed by contractors authorised by the Maritime and Coastguard Agency.
    "Any other wood in the Channel will move to and fro with the tides."








    See the "wood slick"
    He said coastguards were unable to predict where timber in the water would drift, because it could depend on whether it was affected by the wind.
    Dover coastguard used an aircraft on Monday to assess how far the timber had travelled.
    West Sussex County Council said there were unconfirmed reports of minor damage to sea defences.
    It said people taking the wood had become a "serious problem".
    A spokesman said: "Lots of people have been turning up, including men in vans taking a load - a significant number of people."
    Sussex Police have issued a warning to say removing the timber is unlawful, and if people continue to take the wood, they could be liable to prosecution and arrest under the Merchant Shipping Act.
    Safety warnings
    Worthing beach was closed at the weekend to allow heavy machinery to remove the washed-up cargo.
    Wendy Knight, from Worthing Borough Council, said the ship's owners had appointed contractors to find a market for the timber which would then be sold.
    Barriers and cordons were being erected along the beach, with "public safety the key element".
    Mariners, windsurfers and canoeists have been warned that the floating wood could cause a serious accident.
    The 10m (33ft) lengths of sawn wood were put on board in bundles, but sea conditions broke many of them apart.
    All timber sighted must be reported to Solent Coastguard by telephoning: 02392 559021 or 02392 559022.



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    Published: 2008/01/21 10:47:29 GMT

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    Default Re: Anyone need some wood?

    would be great around bonfire night!!

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    Default Re: Anyone need some wood?

    Excellent. Would make some great bonfire tackle. Or maybe a house once it had dried out would be good.


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    Default Re: Anyone need some wood?

    New floorboards anyone?

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    Ikea will soon be anouncing profit losses.
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    Default Re: Anyone need some wood?

    Quote Originally Posted by 4me2 View Post
    Ikea will soon be anouncing profit losses.
    Nah they'd end up going down there and nicking it themselves

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    Default Re: Anyone need some wood?

    i've always got wood

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    Default Re: Anyone need some wood?

    Quote Originally Posted by beckybootrouty View Post
    i've always got wood
    Beat me too it, just.

    That was the obvious gag that nobody looked like they was going to use! Nice one!


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    I blame the bnp.

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    Default Re: Anyone need some wood?

    the wood looks bloody new!!!

    cracking pic. shame it went down in the first place

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    Default Re: Anyone need some wood?

    it looks as if some one lost at "JENGA"
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    If anyones BOARD i'll buy aload off you !!
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    Default Re: Anyone need some wood?

    Looks like an Ikea display
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    Default Re: Anyone need some wood?

    Quote Originally Posted by Nikki View Post
    the wood looks bloody new!!!
    I don't think a bunch of greek blokes took apart a load of sheds to sell on 2nd hand wood mate

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