i'd like to be forgiven...

[beacytan]

father, forgive me for i have sinned......

back in 2002 me and 2 other lads went to tenerife on a lads holiday. we got in with a few birds from bristol who we got along with all week all pairing up nicely - 3 of them and 3 of us. on our last day, (they had another week) amongst all the tearful goodbyes, we were allowed to use their appt. for a shower and to get ready to go as we had to leave ours at 10am. we all showered and got on our way. in the taxi on the way to the airport, i announced that i had cracked one off in the bathroom, depositing my man-milk into the girls pantene conditioner, following this the other lads then come clean, one of the other lads pissed in one of the girls full suitcases and the other one stole £40.00 from their drawer. this was all totally unplanned and showed what deviants we were. although we laughed our way home, i am older now and i wish to be forgiven for this sin. help me please father....

[Mule]

You're right to be ashamed, a 'lads holiday to tenerife' is inexcusable

[BertRoot]

Buhahahahahahaha. Well done. The 40 quid is a bit low and personally I would have sprayed my manfat all over the girls clean knickers but good effort.

[Nikki]

im with bert on this. the 40 quid was low, i would have sprayed my man milk on her clean drawers and depending on what she was like left her a chocolate log wrapped in one of her towels or sumat.

[grint]

Pretty funny, except your mates a theiving cunt.

Is spunk and conditioner not the same thing?

[wizard1974uk]

Pretty funny, except your mates a theiving (unt.

Is spunk and conditioner not the same thing?

I knew there was a reason why I never use a seperate conditioner

[B B Leo]

their hair would be like in the movie something about marry xcellent
the money being stole was a no no and u should hang ur head in shame and donate $1000 df dollars to a member of a mods choice

[beacytan]

it wasnt me who stole it!!! stealing the money i disagreed with. the thought of them walking round with by blatt in their hair for their last week and then going home stinking of my other mates piss amused for for quite some time.

[nadeemq]

i would have left a big turd in the tub for all the of them to grips with ....... lol

[russbeer]

I think all of it except the manfat in the conditioner is a right cunts trick.

Nicking money from someone is disgraceful, and pissing on their gear is awful too... what would you gain from doing that? I hope one of those girls gave your mates clamydia or something for that.

The spunk in the conditioner is harmless enough, she'll have never known, plus the protein is probably pretty good for her hair!

Bet you were in Las Americas weren't you? It looks full of your "sort"

[rookie]

i wood have give my cock a clean wwith there toothbrush

[Argyll]

The spunk in the conditioner is harmless enough, she'll have never known, plus the protein is probably pretty good for her hair!

My old sergeant Major will probably vouch for that

[super mike]

Crackin' mate. Should have taken the shower head off and cracked off in that

[Mario87]

The man milk thing is fine, no need to be ashamed in that!

But your mates who pissed in the suitcase & nicked £40 should hang their heads in shame! Just no need for such bahaviour!

[Over Carl]

£40 - defo no no.

Suitcase, hmm, will have to get back to you on that.

Conditioner - quality

[marksup]

it wasnt me who stole it!!! stealing the money i disagreed with. the thought of them walking round with by blatt in their hair for their last week and then going home stinking of my other mates piss amused for for quite some time.

So you had a great week with the girls and you repayd them with man fat to wash their hair with and smelling of piss for the rest of the week and you want forgiveness . you should be ashamed of your self and any one els who thinks it was clever should think again. unless they were french or german birds then that would have been alright.

[ss30]

.... and depending on what she was like left her a chocolate log wrapped in one of her towels or sumat.

LOL

[Freddy]

I take it that you had a whole week and didn't fuck any of these birds? Pent up frustration caused you do unload in a bottle of shampoo lol.

[tombott]

The jizz I would forgive, the piss well not too somebody who has been nice to you and the money a deffo no no.

[beacytan]

I take it that you had a whole week and didn't fu(k any of these birds? Pent up frustration caused you do unload in a bottle of shampoo lol.

no mate, all 3 of them got their hips knocked out, it was just a "cheap gag" moment, amplified by the fact we had all thought of doing something a bit rotten to them for no good reason. hence my begging for forgiveness