forgive me please

[B B Leo]

forgive me moderators for i have sinned
this happened in the late eighties and is of a sexual nature


i was serving on board and ship in the navy when one night it was my turn to go on watch. we where also side in portsmouth harbour and i was boarded. to i was looking into the sea ans thinking what could i do..
so i got my lad out and cracked one into the sea. and from the top of an aircraft carrier it went some distance
so that past 5 minutes in then was bored again for another 3 hours

[cyprus]

That's nothing mate. Your piss poor grasp of the English language is a much bigger sin!

[BertRoot]

Well. It would have classed as a sin if you had curled one off in your hand first and then cracked one off to make a coffee coloured Mister Whippy. Am sure him upstairs would let you off with this one and probably give you a C-, Must Try Harder at the Pearly Gates.

[B B Leo]

what can i say im a dumb ass

[B B Leo]

That's nothing mate. Your piss poor grasp of the English language is a much bigger sin!

OOOHHHHH
you big bytch

[4me2]

Well. It would have classed as a sin if you had curled one off in your hand first and then cracked one off to make a coffee coloured Mister Whippy. Am sure him upstairs would let you off with this one and probably give you a C-, Must Try Harder at the Pearly Gates.

gross.

[twin]

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