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    Help Engagement gifts

    My mate and his girlfriend have got engaged and they are having a party on friday,

    Im wondering what to get them both, i say a crate of beer, but my girlfriend says dont be stupid,

    what do people normally buy for engagement gifts?


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    Fuck all....a nice bottle of champagne/ wine if you must!
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    Engagement gifts?! Save it for their wedding mate.

    Although, a pack of Café Cremes suit most occasions, and should go down a treat.

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    see, thats my argument. ive always argued that you shouldnt get engagement gifts. you get wedding gifts.

    then someone said you get them something for the home. like a lamp? or some curtains? lol

    very engagementy.


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    We got loads of stuff for a house for our engagement (didn't have a house at the time).

    We also got a few bottles of wine.

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    As a general rule unless a couple is having an engagement party then I wouldn't bother.

    However as they are then a picture frame is a winner present. It doesn't have to be expensive and they will want some for their wedding pics after the big day.

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    Strap on for her cos he will surely get fucked up the ass off her sooner or later.


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    My mum always says you can never have too many towels.

    never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!:thumbup:

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    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    Strap on for her cos he will surely get fu(ked up the ass off her sooner or later.
    bert, you are just born with it, i dont know where it comes from lol


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    Quote Originally Posted by Little John View Post
    My mum always says you can never have too many towels.
    Sannies??
    That's not a very nice gift.

    Just get vouchers, then they can spend them on what they like, unless you get really useless vouchers.
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    I think your first thought was a good one.
    A crate of beer for him and a dildo for her.
    That way if she doesn't like all the beer, she can go and fuck herself.

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    vibrator for her and 12 months of pron to a website or tv. should go down a treat

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    i take it you mean danny m8? i got dave and erin some engraved champagne glasses, cost about £20 and the went down a treat.

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    What ever you decide on, make sure the card is a condolences card!
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    Default Re: Engagement gifts

    Nothing, I've never heard of anybody getting gifts for being engaged.
    Married yes Engaged no, is this some crass American tradition being forced upon us?

    According to the rules of wedding engagement etiquette, it’s not mandatory to give a wedding engagement gift.

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    I recently purchased one of these for a close friend and his partner. She wanted to know why I'd bought it for them and then called me a tight (unt for expecting them to share it.

    There's no pleasing some people........

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    A good divorce lawyer for the future ???
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    Quote Originally Posted by CzarJunkie View Post
    I recently purchased one of these for a close friend and his partner. She wanted to know why I'd bought it for them and then called me a tight (unt for expecting them to share it.

    There's no pleasing some people........
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