Reet,
I was going out with this bird and she had a house party.
My mates wanted me to wind her up to see if she had a temper. I thought of something that would really wind her up and would definitely cause a reaction.
Off I went to the kitchen and opened the hamsters cage, I then walked towards the Microwave...........
I put the Hamster in the microwave just as her younger sister was watching what I was doing, she started screaming and the ex came running in just as I was shutting the door.
All of this was a wind up and I was never going to press the quick cook button (honest).
She went off it and never spoke to me for weeks. The party continued and a lot of people dossed on the floor overnight.
Next morning here is the hamster floating in someones piss (someone must have pissed in the cage over night)
Do I need forgiveness for not even turning the microwave on?? (I will ask for it anyway)
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