Confession

[ant3b]

I was out last week with a few mates. Getting drunk in the nightclubs etc. All having shots. Chatting up women. blah blah blah.. even having a dance off. Them it came to my round. So i bought all my mate a pint or a bottle what ever. One of my mates "bateman" was not around.. so i bought him a pint and then quickly ran to the toilet with two of my mates.. I poured some of his drink out and pissed in his pint.. Then one of my mates had a ephiny went into a cubuicle and squirted his load in to the cup.. then the other deciceded to put soap in aswell.. After all this laughing etc. We got back to the bar and gave him his pint. One of us shouted lets have a downing competition. So we all downed our drinkes.. "bateman" loved his.. said it was a TANGY from this day on i have not even mentioned it nor have my mates lol. LORD PLEASE FORGIVE ME

[wakadoo]

i can just see your m8 at the bar next week complaining that his pint is shit and it was loads better last week.....lol

[LFC Muppet]

That is just plain and utter wrong!

If a mate did that to me, he would no longer be a mate (wouldn't be able to see the funny side)

[BertRoot]

Oh that is nasty but fucking great work. Did you help your mate to infuse his man milk into the bottle. Two hands make work lighter and all that. Tangy eh? The lesbian who I used to fuck had a different word for it.

[jimbob2002]

if you like your mate and actually class him as a mate then that is a cunts trick.

If he's just one of these lads that comes out and nobody really invites him but he comes out anyway then thats brilliant.

If its the 2nd option then do it again but this time get some cock smegma and a few arse pubes, even in fact get some arsehole grease in there too maybe even a little bit of poo.

[ant3b]

haha thanks guys.. hes a mate but hes done worse to me!! Makes me laff!

[Mickey]

I was out last week with a few mates. Getting drunk in the nightclubs etc. All having shots. Chatting up women. blah blah blah.. even having a dance off. Them it came to my round. So i bought all my mate a pint or a bottle what ever. One of my mates "bateman" was not around.. so i bought him a pint and then quickly ran to the toilet with two of my mates.. I poured some of his drink out and pissed in his pint.. Then one of my mates had a ephiny went into a cubuicle and squirted his load in to the cup.. then the other deciceded to put soap in aswell.. After all this laughing etc. We got back to the bar and gave him his pint. One of us shouted lets have a downing competition. So we all downed our drinkes.. "bateman" loved his.. said it was a TANGY from this day on i have not even mentioned it nor have my mates lol. LORD PLEASE FORGIVE ME

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