Last weekend my girlfriend (who runs the bar at the local rugby club) called me on the sunday morning and mentioned that the mens toilets where blocked and overflowing, (I was spotted in there being sick everywhere the night before) but when they called out a plumber to unblock it they found a mysterious pair of boxer shorts to be the cause of said blockage.... Was only after our conversation that i remembered after a full day of drinking cider followed by a session drinking shots that i went out for a ciggie, farted, and touched cloth, i vaguely remember going into said toilet for a "pitch inspection" & drunkenly deciding that the best thing to do with my soiled pants would be to flush them down the toilet.
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