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    Default The reason I hate vegtables

    My life is a living hell. Six months ago my ex-girlfriend and I decided to be more experimental in bed. We started role playing and using various sex toys. One night the bitch inserted a cucumber up my ass. It got lodged up there and needless to say the pain was horrible. I was sent to the hospital and was humiliated beyond belief. There were complications in the removal of the object, and to make a long story short, I can no longer control the muscles down there. I fart and shit uncontrollably. This has sent me in emotional, not just physical turmoil. I lost my high profile sales job, my ex-friends were disgusted with me, and now I moved back home with my parents. I smell and I constantly have to sit on the toilet. I just want to die!

    Please father have you any suggestions or can the DF congregation help me

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    Default Re: The reason I hate vegtables

    Forgot to tick the anonymous box again?

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    Default Re: The reason I hate vegtables

    bugger

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    Default Re: The reason I hate vegtables

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    Please father have you any suggestions or can the DF congregation help me
    Start with gerkins and move up. You'll be dejuicing marrows before long.

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    bugger
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