Punching above your weight..

[I Black Belt]

Ever pulled an absolutely mint bird that's way above your usual standard ?
How long did it last ?
was she filthy?
How long before she realised her error? - or
did you bin her before she binned you?

For me, I went out with the head huntsman's daughter to Lord Coventry.

Right posh bird - big house, horses, 2.14 range rovers etc, loadsa mates with double barelled names etc.

and there's me, a snot nosed nineteen year old lager lout.
Took her four months to bin me, but by then it was too late, the oik had done his damage.
I'd shagged her everywhere and anywhere, had tops and fingers off 2 of her mates at hunt balls/ barn dances
spewed up in the drawing room, pissed on the curtains and had a fight with her brother over fox hunting. He was for it, i wasn't.

This was years ago and I occasionally see her in town with her husband and rug rats. I always make a point of going over and saying hello and watching her squirm for fear that I may shatter her toffy-nosed husbands illusion of wht a nice girl she is/was.....

[DB]

lmfao

[Pongo]

So it was YOU, you young whippersnapper !
I'll horsewhip you next time me meet !

[evilsatan]

I wouldn't say I have managed that much yet, will have to try now though!

[willp2003]

hehehehe

[Keva]

commoner ..

[tips]

It is the opposite in my case, the wife got the cream of the crop.

[FireBlade]

I have been punching above my weight ever since i moved to Spain. every single time if they not fitter than im used to they are younger like 21-25 woop

[jimbob2002]

For about 6 months of last year I was shagging a 19 yr old portugese lapdancer with the body of a porn star. I was a right lucky bastard.

[I Black Belt]

For about 6 months of last year I was shagging a 19 yr old portugese lapdancer with the body of a porn star. I was a right lucky bastard.

what - Ron Jeremy ? lol

[Welsh Pete]

Ever pulled an absolutely mint bird that's way above your usual standard ?
How long did it last ?
was she filthy?
How long before she realised her error? - or
did you bin her before she binned you?

For me, I went out with the head huntsman's daughter to Lord Coventry.

Right posh bird - big house, horses, 2.14 range rovers etc, loadsa mates with double barelled names etc.

and there's me, a snot nosed nineteen year old lager lout.
Took her four months to bin me, but by then it was too late, the oik had done his damage.
I'd shagged her everywhere and anywhere, had tops and fingers off 2 of her mates at hunt balls/ barn dances
spewed up in the drawing room, pissed on the curtains and had a fight with her brother over fox hunting. He was for it, i wasn't.

This was years ago and I occasionally see her in town with her husband and rug rats. I always make a point of going over and saying hello and watching her squirm for fear that I may shatter her toffy-nosed husbands illusion of wht a nice girl she is/was.....

Hmm...prove it...we need pics. This sounds a little too much like an Only Fools and Horses episode for my liking

[I Black Belt]

Sorry WP - I can't prove it - you'll just have to take me at my word m8.

[Thrush]

[Welsh Pete]

Surely she`ll be online somewhere...trawl the Horse and Hound archives maybe

[B B Leo]

she just used u m8. goto a solictor and ask where u stand and u feel dirty and used