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    Serious Huge appendage

    Up until I went to secondary school I never really thought there was much different between me and other boys of my age. But after rugby in the showers I became something of a victim, as the nickname "King Dong" was given to me. You see by the time I was 13yrs old by dick had grown to about 8 inches (on the slack) and by the time I was 17yrs old it measured, and still does, just under 14" when fully "blooded up". It's not just the length of my cock but it's the girth that is big too, it's just under 2.5" across (approx 60mm).

    Once rumors got around my school, local girls began targeting me for sex, fascinated by this mythological beast that hung between me legs. Most had to wank me off with 2 hands, like they were shaking a large bottle of ketchup. Some found the fit too tight and were put off by its sheer presence when unleashed from my pants. I myself even got scared it was going to be too big for some fannies.

    I approached my Uncle Frank about my "problem" he lent me some videos such as "Fistbangers 2","Fistiana Jones and the Cavern of Gloom" and "Up To The Elbow" which all graphically proved that the female vagina can accommodate even the largest of limbs.

    Eventually I moved away from where I grew up as husband and boyfriends wouldn't associate with the man that every woman craved, not for my personality or looks but the great big schlong that I carried in my trousers. I started a new life and am happy now, but have not had sex in 3 years for fear of being ostracised again once the secret is out.

    It has helped sharing my secret with you friends but I am ashamed to say that the beast has stirred from it's slumber and I must now indulge in an exhaustive wank to quell his hunger.

    Thanks for listening.

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    Default Re: Huge apendage

    How do you get on with blowjobs? Have you ever been tempted to choke a bird on the old fella by a quick hold of the back of the head?


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    14 " wow... be a pornstar man... paid shit loads for having slack fannies on you!! and some aint that bad shyla styles etc

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    Must be a blessing in disguise, but does sucking yourself off make you gay ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by diablos View Post
    Must be a blessing in disguise, but does sucking yourself off make you gay ?

    Does the fact that you kiss and nibble your own shoulder when wanking make you gay?

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    Quote Originally Posted by diablos View Post
    Must be a blessing in disguise, but does sucking yourself off make you gay ?
    No, but it does make you the envy of your friends and that leads to it's own problems as Snake Foreskin points out above.

    I'd love to be able to tell everyone here I've got a huge cock, unfortunately I haven't. In fact my cock is so small it's led Stephen Hawking to suggest the discovery of a new quantum particle. I'm all for assisting in unravelling the mysteries of the Universe, but I'm not having my cock exposed to gamma rays in the hope of finding it emits photons when i shoot my load. CERN are a set of cunts.
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    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    lol pretty amusing thread.

    Mods, unmask this freak!!

    Seriously though, you should find a women who loves it up the botty as it stretches alot more than the old badly packed kebab.... apparently

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    I forgot to say, if any of our female members want a pic of my cock, make yourself known and I'll pm it to you (laid on the table next to a ruler).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    Up until I went to secondary school I never really thought there was much different between me and other boys of my age. But after rugby in the showers I became something of a victim, as the nickname "King Dong" was given to me. You see by the time I was 13yrs old by dick had grown to about 8 inches (on the slack) and by the time I was 17yrs old it measured, and still does, just under 14" when fully "blooded up". It's not just the length of my cock but it's the girth that is big too, it's just under 2.5" across (approx 60mm).

    Once rumors got around my school, local girls began targeting me for sex, fascinated by this mythological beast that hung between me legs. Most had to wank me off with 2 hands, like they were shaking a large bottle of ketchup. Some found the fit too tight and were put off by its sheer presence when unleashed from my pants. I myself even got scared it was going to be too big for some fannies.

    I approached my Uncle Frank about my "problem" he lent me some videos such as "Fistbangers 2","Fistiana Jones and the Cavern of Gloom" and "Up To The Elbow" which all graphically proved that the female vagina can accommodate even the largest of limbs.

    Eventually I moved away from where I grew up as husband and boyfriends wouldn't associate with the man that every woman craved, not for my personality or looks but the great big schlong that I carried in my trousers. I started a new life and am happy now, but have not had sex in 3 years for fear of being ostracised again once the secret is out.

    It has helped sharing my secret with you friends but I am ashamed to say that the beast has stirred from it's slumber and I must now indulge in an exhaustive wank to quell his hunger.

    Thanks for listening.

    Trying to work out why you hit the anonymous button?? Haha if that was me i'd never put it away... A mate of mine is well gifted like that and actually had to get a refund from a pr0stitute because she couldnt accomodate him...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    Does the fact that you kiss and nibble your own shoulder when wanking make you gay?
    How did you know that,ffs thats the curtains closed from now on.

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    You should register here m8!

    I hear its very informative!

    http://www.lpsg.org/
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    okay its me i hit the anonymous button
    Spoiler:
    yeah right i wish
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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    You should register here m8!

    I hear its very informative!

    http://www.lpsg.org/
    I'm joining that site to talk up my puny penis.
    Everythings bigger on the internet

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    But fourteen inches is normal ain't it.............................lads?
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    You should teach it to do tricks, like pick up an apple as if it was an elephants trunk, then you could go tour the world with your elephant man show.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbob2002 View Post
    You should teach it to do tricks, like pick up an apple as if it was an elephants trunk, then you could go tour the world with your elephant man show.

    hahah had me in fits of laughter!!!

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    Aint laughed so much in ages reading this thread. If I had a dog like that down my leg Id sure get the lead out and take it for fanny walks thats for sure.

    Also I would write up a warning notice and give it to the female your just about to hump and let her decide for herself about the old dog.

    I bet its a tadpole waiting to become a frog, a bloody big tree frog

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