Serious stuff- shitting myself

[Anonymous]

I've got myself in a bit of trouble over the past week- LOADS of stuff happening all at once.
On top of starting a new job, (yesterday) finnishing a job I'd only started 3 or 4 weeks before- I got arrested for something pretty serious. It started out pretty bad and complicated, but then got even worse and even more complicated.

I'm not sure if I should just post it all in here but since its anonynous no one will know its me, its like this, i'd been out drinking and on the way home i passed this field of cows and sheep, for some reason i became extremly aroused, a bit like when i used to watch my mother shower and the way the sponge tingled every inch of her supple breasts and gaping love mound, but i digress., so i pops over the field and eye this pretty little ewe, staring seductively at me, for some reason mainly the drink i pulled out my 3 inch love truncheon of desire, and launched it home, the ewe was squealing with desire and just as i was about to blow my love bolt, the place lit up and i was surrounded by police cars, ffs what do i do now.

[Freddy]

hahahahahahah ya cunt.

[beacytan]

nicely done whoever pinched the first part and added THEIR own happenings into it

[stimpy]

You were bound to get busted again, CJ

[moonrat]

so your the one in the mobile video i was sent this morning :d

[Mr Men]

I've got myself in a bit of trouble for some reason mainly the drink i pulled out my 3 inch love truncheon of desire, .

And i thought i had a small cock

[B B Leo]

just hope u wore protection m8 the ewe might have been a bit of a sl#t...

[Bensons]

twats.

[neo2810]

Fucking hell, that took you a while!

[petedalad]

thats just another night in wales isnt it?

[micthmartini]

Well at least the Animal wasnt complaining you Rapist

[allanj]

What's your favourite song? "Ewe were made for me"?

[petedalad]

he mustve followed the sign

[BFG]

Question is... how did the rozzers get there so quick?

A. They were on a stake-out and one of them was wearing a sheepskin rug.

Top Tip: Do the next sheep on a cliff edge, it pushes back harder. :O

From the souvenir shop in Wales...


Velcro gloves for extra grip, a strap for fastening yourself in, a foot peg for pinning down those troublesome hind legs, and an arse slapper to get it gee'd up - oh and a scorecard to give marks out of 10.

(Note, the velcro gloves are a rip-off). Think about it. O_o

[petedalad]

Question is... how did the rozzers get there so quick?

A. They were on a stake-out and one of them was wearing a sheepskin rug.

Top Tip: Do the next sheep on a cliff edge, it pushes back harder. :O

I'm surprised he didnt get done for distrubing the fleece