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    Sexually assaulted

    I'm in a terrible state!!!
    Last thursday night I was sexually assaulted by a animal with bad breath.

    I was standing in this field chewing grass and minding my own business. When this drunk fell over the fence into the field.
    He dropped his trousers and sported what I took to be an erection.
    With this 1 1/2" stub stiking out he ran towards me shouting mummy I love you!
    Fearing for my viginity I made a run for it but got both my front feet stuck in a rabbit hole.
    With my feet stuck and my backside in the air he staggered towards me shouting
    "you shexshy bitch, I know your gaggin for shex"
    Well this animal then mounted me, but to my surprise he stuck his manhood?!!!!
    all 1 1/2" of it up my rectum. This hurt because I'd had the shits all day and my ring was minging and red.
    After 10 second this animal grunted and pulled out, which triggered another bowel release.
    I hope this animal is caught soon as my sisters are even better looking than me.

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    I got to honest and i will take the punishment, I have read some cracking confessions since i joined D.F, but this one for me is a pile of Wank, Its just not funny,Your tying far to hard buddy!!!!!!!!

    Flame me please im used to it

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    Nah m8 this is just a carry on from a few threads today lol

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    "you shexshy bitch, I know your gaggin for shex"
    was it sean connery assulting u m8
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    haha, yeah if you read the serious shit thread above this all makes sense, very good lol!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigbadleo View Post
    "you shexshy bitch, I know your gaggin for shex"
    was it sean connery assulting u m8
    PMSL at that.

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    I was that drunk, and you had it coming standing there looking fit with your udders hanging out, I went back the next day but the farmer was back on guard

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    Default Re: sexually assaulted

    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    I'm in a terrible state!!!
    Last thursday night I was sexually assaulted by a animal with bad breath.

    I was standing in this field chewing grass and minding my own business. When this drunk fell over the fence into the field.
    He dropped his trousers and sported what I took to be an erection.
    With this 1 1/2" stub stiking out he ran towards me shouting mummy I love you!
    Fearing for my viginity I made a run for it but got both my front feet stuck in a rabbit hole.
    With my feet stuck and my backside in the air he staggered towards me shouting
    "you shexshy bitch, I know your gaggin for shex"
    Well this animal then mounted me, but to my surprise he stuck his manhood?!!!!
    all 1 1/2" of it up my rectum. This hurt because I'd had the shits all day and my ring was minging and red.
    After 10 second this animal grunted and pulled out, which triggered another bowel release.
    I hope this animal is caught soon as my sisters are even better looking than me.
    benson is that you.

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