To the girl on the beach.

[Anonymous]

I grew up in a seaside resort and each summer would be the same. Get a shitty job that paid very little and have no savings but it had it's perks. Firstly free food, then unlimited access to hormonal girls on holiday.
After about the 5th one in less than 2 weeks I pulled a cracker at a gig in our local pub, she was up for most things so off to the beach we went. Went skinny dipping which was great as the plankton was reflecting in the water making it shimmer. Then we headed up to the dunes to get it on. Forgot the rubbers so she gave me a blow job but told me to pull out before I shot my load in her mouth as she hated it, made her sick.. Ok I said (snigger).
Need I say anymore. But sorry it made you sick.

[B B Leo]

you got to laugh at her "it makes me sick" well love were sick hearing that so take it and take it all u should have held her head on it while you pumped your stuff

[flukesy]

Great story, don't be ananymous!!

[Anonymous]

Following on from the girl on the beach I was going to say sorry to the other countless girls who I deflowered, used and possibly abused in a 6 year campaign of summer holiday madness and drunken teenage lust, but on reflection No, I ain't sorry they should not have been so easy and so quick drop their knickers. Dirty tarts. You deserved it.

I will remain anon cos my brother in law is on the forum and if he sees this puts 2 and 2 together he will work out that some of this happened in the early stages of my relationship with his sister. Now for that I am sorry.

[BertRoot]

You sure you want that post here? ^^^^^^^^^^^^

[beansontoast]

You sure you want that post here? ^^^^^^^^^^^^

Heh it's not too hard to place someone who says all that, I know if it was me I would go on about it & it won't be too long before the bro in law figures it out

[Ganty]

I will remain anon cos my brother in law is on the forum and if he sees this puts 2 and 2 together he will work out that some of this happened in the early stages of my relationship with his sister.

Buahahaha, excellent!

[Anonymous]

I will remain anon cos my brother in law is on the forum and if he sees this puts 2 and 2 together he will work out that some of this happened in the early stages of my relationship with his sister. Now for that I am sorry.

Jamie is that you? If it is I swear to god Im coming around with a baseball bat to sort you out. Tell sis to take herself and the kids to mum's as I don't want any witnesses, or have a go heroes.

[pizza-man]

hahah love it

[Anonymous]

I'm not Jamie. Or am I???

[honestDave]

I will remain anon cos my brother in law is on the forum and if he sees this puts 2 and 2 together he will work out that some of this happened in the early stages of my relationship with his sister. Now for that I am sorry.

Well who here knows they have a brother in law also on this site?

Can't be that many = not going to be that difficult to figure out.

[Norfolk-Ninja]

Last time I pulled at the beach I nailed a bird that didnt give blowJobs because she didnt like it and it was degrading, I said to her, it was hip deep up you arse 5 mins ago, your a bit lake for morals
Not a joke, it was Camber Sands 2005