I eat my scabs

[Anonymous]

I seem to like all types of scabs.

Every time i get a cut or a graise i look forward to the harvest.

Obviously every time the scab gets near to the 'picking season' i find that i cannot resist getting my fingernails at it in the hope that i can lift a corner up.

Sometimes an early scab is quite soft underneath, and quite thick (when compared to the traditional and seasoned 'ripe scab').

Soft scabs have the advantage of being moist and more colourful (sometimes greenish underneath). Eating pleasure is heightened by the delightful experience when they stick to your upper front teeth during the chewing. Mmmmmm how wonderful. I crave for one right now.

The harder, crustier, ripe scabs also have their place. They are the meatier of the scabs, and pleasure has to be taken by the refined flavour and crispiness. The crispiness lasts only a short while until the saliva mixes with it and they begin to stick to your teeth once more. Heaven.

On the odd occasion i have managed to get an absyss due to the infection caused by premature scab picking. Whilst extremely painful the puss that oozes out when you squeeze the wound is akin to an orgasm. The vile smell is divine, but i have yet to try licking or sucking the puss.

[ubergaz]

I feel sick

[RSV]

You want to watch you dont start self harming just to feed this habbit

[Roach-Rampino]

Blleeurgh! that's fucking disgusting!

If you eat scabs what about other body waste such toenail clippings, bogeys, bum-jam, ear wax etc ?

[Freddy]

I used to keep scabs in a match box when I was a small boy. I grew up.

[XBOX4LIFE]

Blurghhhh, you filthy cnut,
Got to be a 10 out of 10 to make a grown bloke feel sick though

lets hope you don't get an std that involves scabs

[headsortails]

YouTube - That's a Keeper

[ant3b]

horrible .. filthy bitch!!

[{{909}}]

have to admit I've nibbled peeling skin, but scabs, blargh.

[ss30]

On the odd occasion i have managed to get an absyss due to the infection caused by premature scab picking. Whilst extremely painful the puss that oozes out when you squeeze the wound is akin to an orgasm. The vile smell is divine, but i have yet to try licking or sucking the puss.

That's just wong you must be sick in the head:emot87:

[Mr Olympia]

Ya dirty bastard.

[willp2003]

wrong, wrong, wrong :emot65:

[Anonymous]

sick MOFO, the fact you took the time to harness a memory, think about it, knock one out then write about it, and boast about it. means you are truly sick. Me.... I like to harvest my tagnuts over about a week, put them into a paper bag (white) then sprinkle icing sugar over collected pile (in bag) If you close your eyes its like sherbert pips (suckem not crunch em)

[grint]

sick MOFO, the fact you took the time to harness a memory, think about it, knock one out then write about it, and boast about it. means you are truly sick. Me.... I like to harvest my tagnuts over about a week, put them into a paper bag (white) then sprinkle icing sugar over collected pile (in bag) If you close your eyes its like sherbert pips (suckem not crunch em)

Human nature makes me laugh...only because we think we think are above it.

[BertRoot]

It is a good thing to do due to the iron and other nutrients in there that have been involved in the repair process.

I don't do it personally but I eat other peoples instead.

[Nikki]

sounds yummy

[oldcommando]

well are bogies also on the menu ya filthy foka! lol

[Anonymous]

I often eat my toe-nail clippings. The big toe ones are the best, very thick and tough to chew.

I also eat my own eyebrow hairs whilst absent-mindedly picking at them when watching telly.

Scabs are few and far between these days so I would class these as a rare delicacy to be savoured and not rushed in any way.