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    Dear group
    I have a problem with my penis. I was born with a condition known as 'micropenis' which essentially means my love todger is very small indeed by most standards. It is about 2.7cm when 'erect' but when it's not you essentially can't see it at all. The condition also affects my testes and while they are underdeveloped, my physique and voice have developed normally, fortunately. When I was 21 I met a very nice girl at my local youth mass and our relationship blossomed into a happy marriage of 9 and a half years. She was very kind about my small manhood, even though I know she must have suffered. We never managed children. She left me six months ago, after enduring a mounting loss of interest in me sexually. Now I don't think I'll ever meet another woman who will love me. Is it realistic give up on relationships?

    All help appreciated. little P.

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    Dr Cj would be your best bet for help with this little P he has special cream he rubs on that makes you penis bigger maybe give him a Pm.

    Clickety click for that bigger dick http://digital-forums.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=27671

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    Why not go down the "bat for the other team line" where smaller is less painfull and you might even enjoy it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Anonymous View Post
    She left me six months ago, after enduring a mounting loss of interest in me sexually. Now I don't think I'll ever meet another woman who will love me. Is it realistic give up on relationships?

    All help appreciated. little P.
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    Default Re: Little Penis (petname)

    If you had a small hand (like jeremy beadle) It would look big when you held it

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    Quote Originally Posted by diablos View Post
    Dr Cj would be your best bet for help with this little P he has special cream he rubs on that makes you penis bigger maybe give him a Pm.

    Clickety click for that bigger dick http://digital-forums.com/private.php?do=newpm&u=27671
    Just sold the last dozen jars to TheFincher.........I won't be getting any more in as it's been banned for sale within the EU, so please no more pm's. You know who you are.

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    tie a weight on to it m8 and let it hang there for a few months
    btw m8 u shouldnt say 2.7cms but 27mm sound more
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