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    Attention Games consoles are for kids

    I can't understand how grown men can queue alongside children to be the first to covet some new xbox/psx game. Do you think women walking down Oxford Street are thinking.. "Hmm, check out those Alpha males".

    So instead of playing computer games, why not read a book, travel the world, eat fine food, have amazing sex, watch foreign cinema... do whatever just stop behaving like big kids because its not cool
    There!!!... I fu(king said it - BRING THE FLAME :banana3
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    Pompous cunt

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    Default Re: Games consoles are for kids

    why not read a book, travel the world, eat fine food, have amazing sex, watch foreign cinema..
    Because i can do most of that in games hehe

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    Default Re: Games consoles are for kids

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    why not read a book, travel the world, eat fine food, watch foreign cinema...
    coz thats what boring cunts do


    ya boring cunt!!
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    Thats just sad - they go outside and queue up?
    I just download it and never leave the house

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    why not read a book, travel the world, eat fine food, have amazing sex, watch foreign cinema...
    I can do all that on a single flight to Magaluf!

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    Bwahahaha - the truth hurts you shower of juvenile Caaaaannnnts. Did it feel good to elbow little Jimmy in the face to get that last copy of Grand Turismo? Is this what my Grandfather fought the Germans for???
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Did it feel good to elbow little Jimmy in the face to get that last copy of Grand Turismo? Is this what my Grandfather fought the Germans for???
    No did he fuck, he fought the jormans so i could get GTA4
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Bwahahaha - the truth hurts you shower of juvenile Caaaaannnnts. Did it feel good to elbow little Jimmy in the face to get that last copy of Grand Turismo? Is this what my Grandfather fought the Germans for???
    Yup it felt great. I also give little a Jimmy a kick in the ribs to make sure he doesn't get up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Is this what my Grandfather fought the Germans for???
    Pffft I wiped out an entire German army in Call Of Duty.

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    Dude, I'm afraid that's incorrect. The games/consoles belong to us, we simply ALLOW the kids to play them

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Yep games consoles are for kids they shit . . .


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    Default Re: Games consoles are for kids

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    watch foreign cinema..
    "watch foreign cinema, totally feckin pointless unless it's hardcore porn imo, but he probably got bummed at public school and wouldn't be into that either
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    Quote Originally Posted by flumperino View Post
    Dude, I'm afraid that's incorrect. The games/consoles belong to us, we simply ALLOW the kids to play them
    Never a truer word spoken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post

    So instead of playing computer games, why not read a book, travel the world, eat fine food, have amazing sex, watch foreign cinema... do whatever just stop behaving like big kids because its not cool
    There!!!... I fu(king said it - BRING THE FLAME :banana3
    I do that as well......Knobhead! Bet you also vote Tory!

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    Kids should be out getting some exercise and not playing computer games.

    You know they are the future of this country

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    kids should be out stealing me some hot titles to play on my cumputa
    as i a cunt

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    Default Re: Games consoles are for kids

    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    why not read a book, travel the world, eat fine food, have amazing sex, watch foreign cinema... do whatever just stop behaving like big kids because its not cool
    LOL, I do all of those GTI - except watching foreign cinema of course, coz that's just for pretentious cunts

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    Quote Originally Posted by pizza-man View Post
    hot titles to play on my cumputa
    cumputa!

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    Default Re: Games consoles are for kids

    You've obviously never been with a woman who gets jealous of the attention console games garner and likes to try to distract you from levelling up on Final Fantasy, by sucking your cock and fingering your tight, pink arse.

    Bless.
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    What a fucking cunt this GTI fella is.

    The only foreign cinema I'd recommend is the German Goo Girls.

    Cunt.

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