Mums.

[I Black Belt]

When it comes to insulting each other can we please leave mums out of it.
Come on guys - lets get off mums.

Cos I've just got off all of yours...

[DB]

Mate, ive just seen your mum walk past my house, man is she fuckin ugly.

Do me a favour "tell her to take her face for a shite"

[RSV]

When it comes to insulting each other can we please leave mums out of it.
Come on guys - lets get off mums.

Cos I've just got off all of yours...

Shit!!! I've been quietly waiting to use that one myself

[RSV]

Your mums so fat her waist size is the equator

[Herbie973]

thats my line fatty

[Herbie973]

your mums soooo fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

[RSV]

What are you doing home so early? I'll be checking your time sheet

[Herbie973]

ill be checking yours,its 5 oclock cheesehead

[RSV]

your mums soooo fat she jumped in the air and got stuck

Your mums so fat her bloodtype is gravy

[Herbie973]

Your mums so fat her bloodtype is gravy

your mums soo fat she needs a boomerang to put a belt on

[I Black Belt]

your mums so fat her arse has it's own MP

[Herbie973]

your mums so fat she fell in love and broke it!!

[RSV]

Your mums so fat last time she went to the seaside greenpeace tried to rescue her

[RSV]

Your mums so fat every time she turns around its her birthday

[Ganty]

Yeah well I'm so fat... Er... Cuz everytime I fuck your mum, she gives me a cookie

[RSV]

Yeah well I'm so fat... Er... Cuz everytime I fu(k your mum, she gives me a cookie

Dont you mean a rice crispie

[Herbie973]

your mums so fat ,when she was born she broke the family tree

[TheFincher]

My Mums so fat she has trouble getting out of bed and every time she has to ask me to do something for her tears roll down her cheeks at the realisation of how much shit food she has eaten

[MonkeySputum]

Your mum's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter

[I Black Belt]

Your mums so fat I swerved to miss her and ran out of petrol