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    Default Mark Speight didnt take long

    enjoy guys..


    Apparently Mark Speight has been found dead in London...........wonder if the police will mark the body out with crayon?
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    Police have just announced that Mark Speight has been found dead.

    The coroners report concludes that he died of an Art Attack.
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    Mark Speight, R.I.P.

    (Rotting In Paddington)
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    Mark Speight has been confirmed dead at Paddington Staion earlier today.

    Witnesses have stated that he was sitting in Chuck Norris's seat on the train.
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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    bit soon dont you think?

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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    Quote Originally Posted by casio View Post
    bit soon dont you think?
    Nah pretty funny

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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    Bit soon?

    Mark Speight has been confirmed dead at Paddington Staion earlier today.

    Witnesses have stated that he was sitting in Chuck Norris's seat on the train.
    Bit shit more like!

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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    i do agree that was poor we need more
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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    police have begun to reveal the details surrounding mark speight death, sources close to the investigation say the details are a bit "sketchy"

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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    Public relations disaster, as details of Mark Speights death are said to have been glossed over.
    "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butchers knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." - 'Dirty' Harry

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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    Apparently the police won't be drawn on any conclusions. They brushed aside any talk of a murder enquiry and painted a less than pretty picture concerning Marks recent state of mind.
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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    Quote Originally Posted by crazyal View Post
    Apparently the police won't be drawn on any conclusions. They brushed aside any talk of a murder enquiry and painted a less than pretty picture concerning Marks recent state of mind.
    SMart police work

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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    you lot suck lol
    none needed

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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    Quote Originally Posted by Tr1xerb3ll View Post
    you lot suck lol
    I love the cock...


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    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    I love the cock...
    Quote Originally Posted by Tr1xerb3ll View Post
    you lot suck lol
    If I could....I would!
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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    Police have confirmed that Mark Speight died of shock. Det Supt David Cockinbottom said "After extensive investigation we believe Mr Speight died of cardiac arrest brought about by shock. Upon arrival at Paddington Railway Station Mr Speight proceeded to enter the station cafe, where he ordered a latte and a buttered scone. After presenting a cafe employee with a £10 note, he was offered change. He was pronounced dead at the scene."

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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    you are all for hell

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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    What does Mark Speight and a duffel coat have in common?

    They're both found hanging from Paddington....

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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    The body of Mark Speight, the childrens tv presenter has been found. Police are looking at the bigger picture of his death, sent in by Amy 11, from Reading.


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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    Quote Originally Posted by Roty View Post
    The body of Mark Speight, the childrens tv presenter has been found. Police are looking at the bigger picture of his death, sent in by Amy 11, from Reading.
    yup ur going to hell as well lol

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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    Quote Originally Posted by Roty View Post
    The body of Mark Speight, the childrens tv presenter has been found. Police are looking at the bigger picture of his death, sent in by Amy 11, from Reading.
    lmfao, that's class

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    Mark speight only hung himself in paddington because he missed the train to bridgend

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    Default Re: Mark Speight didnt take long

    Network rail have promised to look into the waiting times at paddington station after mark speight was left hanging around for 6 days

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