Help with noisey neighbours

[rstanley]

my alcoholic neighbour insists on playing music at full volume untill the early hours of the morning. i have complained to him and it doesnt stop, i have tried to blast him out with my music and he wont stop. i wouldnt mind as much if he was playing decent music. any ideas how to stop him guys. my sanity is at stake here if i dont get some sleep.

[BertRoot]

Report him to the council and get them to bring sensors over and then ASBO the cunt if he persists.

[Thrush]

As Bert has said, report him and keep a record of times and dates when he decides to play his music.

Other than that have no contract with him.

[rstanley]

cheers guys but i found the best solution. Let me start by telling you i play the saxophone. very loud and very badly. i think you can get the picture.

[Freddy]

Take his stereo away.

[rstanley]

lol wish i cud m8.

[Freddy]

Fire retard your walls and then set fire to his house?

[Ganty]

Fire retard your walls and then set fire to his house?

Finally, some decent solutions to your problem.

Spoiler:

[Freddy]

If you really have had enough then breakout the emergency failsafe:

Spoiler:

Sneak into his bedroom and wank him off into an egg cup whilst he sleeps. Once home pummel your kindeys with a pestle, handstand and pour his seamen into your bottom hole. Go to the police. He'll be put down for a nice stretch.

[super mike]

You got a patio? If so, then sort it Fred West style.

Or break his ears, screwdriver and lump hammer, but you have to have a soft touch.

[flumperino]

Go here mate....has all the info that you need.

http://www.nfh.org.uk/

[Over Carl]

Leave him free bottles of booze mixed with antifreeze outside his house. Will get rid of him for good.

[bobo06]

if he plays music all nite i take it he sleeps during the day.play him at his own game. at 7am have a rave in your sitting room turn the hifi up full whack. bang cupborads bang the walls buy a dog and make it bark all morning. Or just go in and knock the Cunt out. You might get an asbo if you listen to me but silence is golden

[the_wizzard]

my alcoholic neighbour insists on playing music at full volume untill the early hours of the morning. i have complained to him and it doesnt stop, i have tried to blast him out with my music and he wont stop. i wouldnt mind as much if he was playing decent music. any ideas how to stop him guys. my sanity is at stake here if i dont get some sleep.

i cant take this serious really??

i have tried to blast him out with my music

monkey...see monkey do!..........

[Robbo]

This always works. Go to his trip switch and take his fuse out. Go back to bed. Sorted.
My noisy neighbours fuse board is outside next to mine!!! Put it back in when you go to work or the pub lol

[Thrush]

Lick your fingers and stand in a bucket of water when you do that.

[Soulassassin]

This reminds me of this old thread...

http://digital-forums.com/showthread...ight=microwave

[B B Leo]

its the noise polution section m8 u need to get in touch with m8

[bomberman]

This always works. Go to his trip switch and take his fuse out. Go back to bed. Sorted.
My noisy neighbours fuse board is outside next to mine!!! Put it back in when you go to work or the pub lol

Did the same thing when I lived in a flat, used a budget key to access the DB on the ground floor, worked a treat every time. Found out the twa* was calling out a sparks to investigate the problem as it kept happening.....

Keep records, no matter what. You will need these if any action is taken by the authorities.

B

[rstanley]

Sounds good to me lads. i was thinking of cutting of his electricity but the irritating (unt would proberly put it back on stright away p1ssed or not.