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    Default Fetish for Dog sex

    I have a big thing about having sex with dogs. and I dont mean ugly women, I'm talking Canine loving.
    And whats worse is I like to be the taker.
    I dont even stick to one type I'll let any have a go, from Jack Russels, Dobermans, yorkies, the lot.
    Although Alsations are my favourire, so furry and warm.
    Nothing like the sound of the dog panting in your ear, not to mention the drool and dog breath mmmmmm.

    Big problem I find though is there claws scratch my back quite badly and my missus was starting to suspect but I just said it was a rugby injury.

    However I have the solution, dog sox, just slip them over there feet and away you go, none of that nasty scratching.
    Thing is though I always feel ashamed straight after the dog sex and can't even look at them. I get rid of them pretty much straight away but never get round to taking there socks off.
    So if you see any dogs kicking about Leeds with socks on you know why.

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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    Did you mean to post this anonymously pal?

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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Roach-Rampino View Post
    Did you mean to post this anonymously pal?
    I am not ashamed of my love (until I've shot my load then its shame city) but I feel I should shout it from the rooftops.

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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    hahah Jim you fucking muppet haha

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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    Quote Originally Posted by liaeb View Post
    hahah Jim you fu(king muppet haha

    No, read properly, he is not fu(king me, he is fu(king dogs

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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    Quote Originally Posted by LFC Muppet View Post
    No, read properly, he is not fu(king me, he is fu(king dogs
    No the dogs are fucking me, anyway who's the cutie in your avatar?

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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    Top tip for you jim. Rub a bit of marmite round your ringpiece and the dog should lick it madly.... Just something i've heard you know

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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    It could be worse....the thread could be titled "Fetish for Dog Shit!"
    "Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday � what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    Quote Originally Posted by jimbob2002 View Post
    anyway who's the cutie in your avatar?
    ROFLMAO

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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    Quote Originally Posted by LFC Muppet View Post
    ROFLMAO
    Odd name for a dog... Is it Polish?

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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    Quote Originally Posted by chris hollister View Post
    Top tip for you jim. Rub a bit of marmite round your ringpiece and the dog should lick it madly.... Just something i've heard you know
    Apparently bovril works too

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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    Quote Originally Posted by chris hollister View Post
    Apparently bovril works too

    You seemed to be getting rather excited about this, with someone else coming out does it mean that you are starting to.

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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    Beastiality has long been a subject that interested me

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    Nice honest post Jimbob2002, if only more people where so open.
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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    Lads everyone knows that elastic banding a dog chew to your erect cock gets you some fearsome tongue action from Mans Best Friend. I always like being the giver in the situation as the knot often ruins my ring and you can give Bonzo a reacharound as well.


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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    dog licking ya balls

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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    hope u use lube m8 !
    there are a few big dogs out there m8...
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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    Thinking of filming some of my doggy sexploits, I am going to make a few dogs paw-n stars!

    Then dog lovers the world over will no longer have to tune into crufts and record pedigree cruft adverts for their kicks!

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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    Sorry if Id posted this and not hidden my username Id die of shame.
    I’m alive and kicking yeh baby.

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    Default Re: Fetish for Dog sex

    Quote Originally Posted by Realist View Post
    Sorry if Id posted this and not hidden my username Id die of shame.
    Sounds like somebody has got something to confess.

    You sound like a jack russel kind of guy, I bet you love it when they try and hump your leg dont you.

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