I have a big thing about having sex with dogs. and I dont mean ugly women, I'm talking Canine loving.
And whats worse is I like to be the taker.
I dont even stick to one type I'll let any have a go, from Jack Russels, Dobermans, yorkies, the lot.
Although Alsations are my favourire, so furry and warm.
Nothing like the sound of the dog panting in your ear, not to mention the drool and dog breath mmmmmm.
Big problem I find though is there claws scratch my back quite badly and my missus was starting to suspect but I just said it was a rugby injury.
However I have the solution, dog sox, just slip them over there feet and away you go, none of that nasty scratching.
Thing is though I always feel ashamed straight after the dog sex and can't even look at them. I get rid of them pretty much straight away but never get round to taking there socks off.
So if you see any dogs kicking about Leeds with socks on you know why.
Some old Flames that keep hanging around outside my flat:
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A little un being prepped for battle:
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