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    Funny Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    Haha check this out
    I've had a few motors in where dogs have eaten the seats and even chewed through the seatbelts but not had to cope with this lol.

    Look what my dog did!
    So story goes.... I drove home to Tampa to see this girl that I met on my cruise a few weeks back. I go inside to let the girl know I was there, not thinking she wouldn't be off yet. So I'm waiting for her to get off work and I left my dog in the car for 10 minutes. I go check on her and everything is fine. Then 5 minutes later, I go to put something in my car anddddd this is what I see

    This is her...






    Just a few minutes after the disaster...I wiped down the passenger seat already. That one was even worse


    And she decided to walk all around my car!


    The day after...before starting to clean. I had already wiped down everything with a paper towel to try to get as much as I could off the night before.






    She somehow managed to get some on the door


    The other door was much worse


    And naked car...




    I spent 8 hours cleaning the interior. Unfortunately, it got in all the little holes in the seats. I did everything I could...from using a terry towel, a brush, and even a tooth brush. Nothing would take it out of the holes. I sprayed probably 10x as much leather cleaner/condtioner as I should have to attempt to relieve the smell. FAIL! My car still smells like crap. I sprayed it down with Lexol leather conditioner a few days ago, which helped a little...but the crap smell is just as bad after sitting in the sun for more than 10 minutes.

    Then I took her to the beach Sunday for some fun. I love my dog...


    EDIT: Since I now know this is all over the internet now, I want to point out a few things. I know this was my fault. In regards to the G37 comment...I'm not a spoiled rich kid. I get it from everyone because I'm young, but every dollar in this car is mine and I've worked my *** off for it. My dog was in the car at night, with temps in the low 70s. The windows were half way down and the sunroof was open. I did my best to accommodate her. The car was in my sight the entire time...I could see her moving around in my car, unfortunately I didn't see her pooping. My dog was sick for 3 days following this incident...I've never once fed her table scraps or any food other than dog food. And the smell is pretty much gone. Lexol FTW!

    Blatantly stolen from http://g35driver.com/forums/showthread.php?t=212883

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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    I`ve had a similar thing happen, but with not quite an expensive car....and it was whilst driving to thew park with my 2 dogs that one decided to diorheaa everywhere in the back so they could both jump around in it. I spewed up cleaning it up.

    Still love em to bits tho

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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    I would not clean that up ,bad enough cleaning chocolate frogs up in the garden not for me i,m afraid .

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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    What Kind of car is it?

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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    Quote Originally Posted by grint View Post
    What Kind of car is it?
    A fookin' smelly one M8
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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    Quote Originally Posted by Pongo View Post
    A fookin' smelly one M8
    LMAO

    I looked it up, called an infinity something or other. Dunno who the parent company is though, like GM or Ford.

    edit - infiniti g37 coupe.

    edit again - parent company is nissan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infiniti_G37
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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    buhahahahahahahaha that wuda pished me off if that was my car!!

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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    LMAO

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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    Quote Originally Posted by beansontoast View Post
    LMAO

    I looked it up, called an infinity something or other. Dunno who the parent company is though, like GM or Ford.

    edit - infiniti g37 coupe.

    edit again - parent company is nissan: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infiniti_G37
    Yeah...looks like a 350Z.

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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    Jeezuz .. looks like that dog had an aerosol instead of an arsehole.

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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    I got a nine month old boxer and i let her in my acr all the time for trips to the beach and stuff but thankfully the worse i get is a bit off sick sometimes and drool all down the windows (all the time) lol after seeing this i might have a second thought before she goes back in my car..

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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    Never had an animal throw up/piss/shit in a car, but I have collected a 5 gallon bucket of piss, rank milk, shit, rotting fish, etc and then used it to trash someone's car by breaking the drivers door window and throwing it all over the interior and ensuring it gets down all the heater vents.


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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    I love Boxers...they are the embodiment of the word 'dog'.

    But Jeez, they are thick as fu(k.

    But I suppose when you gotta go, you gotta go. And trample in it. And spread it around. As much as as possible.

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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    This reminded me of this thread on detailing world

    never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!:thumbup:

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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    Was up the sales one night looking at cars a newish subaru at the time was going through as the owners dog had eaten through the dashboard and seats.

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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    I would have torched the car and claimed on the insurance.
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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    A very similar thing happened to me when I offered to take my mother-in-laws dog for a walk. Bloody thing crapped liquid poo everywhere all over the back seats as we were on our way to the park (about a 20 minute drive away).

    Luckily for me it was her car, not mine!!!!!!!!!

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    pmsl hehehe
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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    Serves the chav right.

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    Default Re: Why you don't leave your dog in the car.

    Quote Originally Posted by elephantsoup View Post
    Jeezuz .. looks like that dog had an aerosol instead of an arsehole.
    Reminds me of the Not The Nine O'clock News sketch.


    Bloke walks into a Swedish chemists.

    Bloke : I would like some deoderant please.
    Swedish shop keeper : (In a Swedish accent) Ball or aerosol.
    Bloke : Neither, it's for under my arms.
    Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon.


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