Translated it doesn't have quite the same impact:and it is a pig. It's welsh, it's fat and it has a fu(king HUGE birthmark on it's face. But i'm still angry and half pissed, so I end up outside getting a pretty half decent nosh off this munter.
and it is a farmyard animal, it's of questionable origin, it's more heavy than average and it has a large blemish on it's face. But i'm still rather annoyed and half inebriated, so I end up outside getting a capital service of fellatio off this unphotogenic person.
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