Welcome to the Cunt Club.

[I Black Belt]

sat through another shite meeting today and my mind wandered as normal.
Came up with my top 5 qualifications for entry to to the cunt club

1. Blokes that wear brown shoes with dark suits: Cunts
2. Blokes that have steel tips (segs) on their shoe heels: Cunts
3. People that keep arguing the PS3 against the 360: Cunts
4. Anyone with a double barrelled name: Cunts
5. Anyone that has a private plate, with their actual name written at the bottom in really small letters to help you decipher what the plate is supposed to say: Dogs Cunts

[flumperino]

I agree mate, all that lot are cunts.

[I Black Belt]

and also.

old people that go to a party, then leave early with most of the cakes and trifle in a tescos carrier "for later"

Absolute Cunts.

[GTI]

People who go out for a Sunday afternoon cycle in their full Tour de France regalia - CUNTS

[Freddy]

People who drive with their arm hanging too far out the window (usually with sovereigns and a fag on the go) - cunts.

[I Black Belt]

People (you know who I mean) who sit in a pub for 3 hours with half a coke, testing all the ring tones on their phones
Complete and utter, utter Cunts.

[Waka]

People who waddle along on the pavement without a fucking clue where they're going..
People who get to the top of the escalator and then just stop.WTF? I mean, what the fuck?!

Basically anyone who has no fucking clue or regard for anyone else around them.

Complete. And. Utter. Cunts.

W.

[Freddy]

95% people - cunts

[DB]

Unfortunately i dont qualify !!!!!!

Can i still be a cunt lads?

[DB]

People who buy those fuckin ridiculous 1.0 litre engined cars????? I mean wtf? they hardly fuckin move.

[Waka]

Unfortunately i dont qualify !!!!!!

Can i still be a (unt lads?

Yeah...you can be a labia...a bit of cunt!

W.

[Freddy]

Unfortunately i dont qualify !!!!!!

Can i still be a (unt lads?

You'll alway be a right cunt in my eyes m8

[Over Carl]

People who buy those fu(kin ridiculous 1.0 litre engined cars????? I mean wtf? they hardly fu(kin move.

I have sometime wondered what type of brain dead cunt buys a brand new 1.0 smelly tiny car with no luxuries or even central locking when you could get so much better for less.

[GTI]

Gay flight attendants! like the twirly, pouting prima donna on my flight back from Copenhagen - (untS the lot of em!

Spoiler:

[I Black Belt]

Shop assistants that just point in the general direction of where you'll find what you're looking for rather than getting off their fucking arse and showing you.
Cunts.

[Nibb]

Women with (unts.......(unts!

[wakadoo]

People who buy those fu(kin ridiculous 1.0 litre engined cars????? I mean wtf? they hardly fu(kin move.

nah,,,,the stupid feckers in the 4 litre turbo injection type cars that go 35mph in a national speed limit zone that i get stuck behind when i am tryin to get to work.

[grint]

(unts with 1 kilo blue stuff in their ears that never take a phonecall all day...and if they do answer via said shit, they smile broadly whilst saying "Yeah!" alot.

[tiggerbiker]

big, fat, lardy, ugly fuckers in pizza hut that order for themselves a 14" stuffed crust with extra cheese, huge side order of garlic bread with extra cheese and then ask for a DIET coke to go with it - LIKE ITS GOING TO MAKE A DIFFERENCE YOU FAT CUNT!!!!!!!!!!

[Breamy]

People who buy those fu(kin ridiculous 1.0 litre engined cars????? I mean wtf? they hardly fu(kin move.

and then wack a big bore on & go faster strips and think its fucking fast

Cuntsssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

PEOPLE WHO TYPE WITH CAPTIAL LETTERS 24 FUCKING 7 CUNTS

and this cunt




p.s. im a cunt