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    The favourite bits we wank to

    Subject: Porn!

    I think i am sick but surely Every guy has his favorite bits of porn that he wanks to, all be it if the DVD is shit there must be one scene that makes everest erupt

    I cant get enough of watchin some young bird getting her butt licked by some older dominating woman with a big fuck off lizard tongue who then proceeds to attach the Strap on and bugger her senseless!

    Am i Sick?

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    Default Re: the favourite bits we wank to

    i personally think your a gent for getting this going and it should be interesting.

    i personally love the cut scene when the camera zooms in on her lady garden and you can invision you being the one hammering her.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    Default Re: the favourite bits we wank to

    I have to see tits to come, if she is still wearing her top or its all close-up then I just skip the scene and move on. Fake tits are also a huge turn off, I get this sort of mental block where all I can see are the seems of the implant poking through the flesh.
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    Default Re: the favourite bits we wank to

    No. Why have you made this anonimous its perfectly normal.
    Whats sick is that I wait until the camera pans to the mans face as he shoots his load before I release my torrent of stickyness. Then pretend it was bad timing.

    My mate as a kid once had his dad walk in on him as he was wanking, he was under the covers so his dad didnt know and when he walked in he let go but it was too late, he'd already reached "point of no return" and unaided his manhood throbbed itslelf to a climax while the poor lad was looking up at his dad who was talking to him. Dont think he's ever been the same sexually.

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    Default Re: the favourite bits we wank to

    Personally I like the cum shot over the tits bit, nice big juicy firm NATURAL titties covered in spunk, cant beat it

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbob2002 View Post
    No. Why have you made this anonimous its perfectly normal.

    Its probably a mod/member whose wife is a member and he doesn't want to be found out

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    Quote Originally Posted by BBK View Post
    Personally I like the cum shot over the tits bit, nice big juicy firm NATURAL titties covered in spunk, cant beat it
    My personal favourite is a hairy creampie, they've even released a DVD especially for my peculiar fetish.
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    Default Re: the favourite bits we wank to

    Mine has changed over the years.
    I really used to love a good doggy style fucking to shoot my load to.
    Then it changed to blow jobs.
    Went through a facial cum shot stage.
    Always like big tit cum shots.
    Even went through a tit wank face.
    Currenly enjoying bird on top with camera angle from behind showing her arse bob up and down, particualry enjoy a big round arse,

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    lmao Re: the favourite bits we wank to

    Gents The Honesty is well Appreciated, and i totally agree about the Tit thing, nothing worse than a pair of non moving Silicones with Beefburger nipples Yukkkk

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    My personal favourite is a hairy creampie, they've even released a DVD especially for my peculiar fetish.
    I know I shouldn't say this, but I actually like to see the load coming out, not just dripping out, if you catch my meaning ...... spurting onto a hairy bush I quite like, as long as I can see the tits at the same time

    Quote Originally Posted by chris hollister View Post
    Cant see the problem with fake tits personally... I was knocking some bird off last year with a set of fakies and they where great! Well worth the money her boyfriend had paid for them haha and considering pre-op they where like 2 paracetamols on an ironing board i think it was a move for the best...
    Now see, I prefer big, naturally moving titties with a proper cleavage and a touch of sagginess. Nothing too pert for me, and fakies are usually too "up" for my liking

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    Quote Originally Posted by chris hollister View Post
    Cant see the problem with fake tits personally... I was knocking some bird off last year with a set of fakies and they where great! Well worth the money her boyfriend had paid for them haha and considering pre-op they where like 2 paracetamols on an ironing board i think it was a move for the best...
    Fake tits contradict several natural laws including survival of the fittest. BANTS (Big arse no tits) were often passed over for marriage leading to the elimination of these faulty genes from the gene pool. As a result Britain and other non-communist countries have enjoyed an unprecedented increase in the average cup sizes of their women since WWII. Now these deviant BANTS are back and using subversion to trick unwitting males into mating with them.. and that is WRONG!!!
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    Default Re: the favourite bits we wank to

    I love seeing a girl butterflying her flange while someone spurts on it though to be honest I can do without the cum shot as it is basically gay to want to watch someone elses cock unload their manfat onto someone isn't it?

    I have a few favves, Dasha getting nailed in Intensitivity 5 is one of my all time faves as is Paulina James in her first anal scene getting it up the shitter. I can always make time for Amy Reid in her purple metallic bikini as well, she fucking loves the Root! Lexus Locklear getting it up the shitter on a car bonnet did it for me for years as well but sadly I lost the avi.


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    Default Re: the favourite bits we wank to

    Big Tits/ Big Arse.....nuff said!

    Oh and some bean flickery!
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    Default Re: the favourite bits we wank to

    Just thought of another (yes, bored in work, finding this particularly "entertaining"). I love seeing it when a woman spurts her ejaculate. Not pee, proper ejaculate. Lovely stuff

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    i Was doing some bird with Fake one's and it done nothing for me, i pulled her in a club and took her out on a few dates and was dreaming of her tits for weeks, i couldnt belive she was that small and thin and had huge knockers, saying that they were always covered, so i masterbated for weeks at the sight of her bending over an dthose big tits hanging down while i slipped into her little body

    When the Bra finally came off a few weeks later and my cock has solid and i touched them they were harder than my cock yukkkkkk like grabbing 2 inflateable footys

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    Fake tits contradict several natural laws including survival of the fittest. BANTS (Big arse no tits) were often passed over for marriage leading to the elimination of these faulty genes from the gene pool. As a result Britain and other non-communist countries have enjoyed an unprecedented increase in the average cup sizes of their women since WWII. Now these deviant BANTS are back and using subversion to trick unwitting males into mating with them.. and that is WRONG!!!

    Genius. So true as well!
    It's all a trick to snare men in, if you think about the big picture, you're screwing over your male heirs by contributing to a reversal in survival of the hottest amongst women.

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    Cayenne's Birthday Frosting. That about does it for me.

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    I have to be able to hear my parents at it in the next room or its a cum free zone in my bed

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    Default Re: the favourite bits we wank to

    When it comes to porn, one word, Midget

    I was watching midget porn last night and it made me laugh so much I could barely finish the task, but obviously I did

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    arse up, head down, heart shaped arse cheeks - from the rear - or on top leaning forward facing away with a handful of tit... any of the above really.


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