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    crazy Ideal Partner!!!

    Im just curious what everyones ideal partner would look like?

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    Default Re: Ideal Partner!!!

    i think the majority will vote to rename this to "sod what she looks like, what does she suck like"?

    With the fav answer being 'Dyson'

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    Default Re: Ideal Partner!!!

    Eva Mendes, Jennifer Garner, Thandie Newton.........all of them different but all equally alluring. So to answer your question, there is no answer.

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    Default Re: Ideal Partner!!!

    female and breathing m8. and anything in between
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    Drew Barrymore

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    Default Re: Ideal Partner!!!

    Funnily enough, I had this conversation with a few mates at work.
    Came up with
    A deaf mute agorophobic (so I don't have to take her out anywhere) with no gag reflex, with a flat top head I can balance a pint on. She also needs to be able to breath through her ears.

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    Default Re: Ideal Partner!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by LFC Muppet View Post
    Drew Barrymore
    Did you get a good likeness???

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    Quote Originally Posted by I Black Belt View Post
    Did you get a good likeness???

    I would post a pic, but she would fooking kill me,

    All I can say is that she is well fit and has a beautiful face, fook knows why she married me (I must be good at something )

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    my ideal partner would have no parents /shaved minge /jolie lips /CAN,T TALK /loves the cock /like goin watch the footy with me and playing 360 /cooks good /jenna jameson ass /AND IS CLEVER AS PIZZA MAN.

    PS-swallows on the 1st date as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOYYAKKA View Post
    PS-swallows on the 1st date as well
    do u really want a partner that does that on first date m8. for rought one night hell yeah. but not partner
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    Default Re: Ideal Partner!!!

    Here's mine
    "Only 2 things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe."

    Albert Einstein

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    Default Re: Ideal Partner!!!

    Big tits, nice ass, great head, better shag, takes it up the arse, loves games, great cook, georgous face and is always gagging for it!

    Oh yea, and if she's minted too it wouldn't hurt!
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    Quote Originally Posted by HermaN View Post
    Big tits, nice ass, great head, better shag, takes it up the arse, loves games, great cook georgous face and is always gagging for it!

    Oh yea, and if she's minted too it wouldn't hurt!

    I have all bar 2 sitting at home

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    Quote Originally Posted by LFC Muppet View Post
    I have all bar 2 sitting at home
    Lucky cunt! Which 2 are missing? They could make all the difference....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HermaN View Post
    Lucky (unt! Which 2 are missing? They could make all the difference....

    She sometimes reads my posts so can't really say. Otherwise I will missing more than 2

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    PM me with a few pics....so I can erm, "judge"....:

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    Quote Originally Posted by BOYYAKKA View Post
    my ideal partner would have no parents /shaved minge /jolie lips /CAN,T TALK /loves the cock /like goin watch the footy with me and playing 360 /cooks good /jenna jameson ass /AND IS CLEVER AS PIZZA MAN.

    PS-swallows on the 1st date as well
    u daft twat u found me
    now suck me beautiful

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    Quote Originally Posted by HermaN View Post
    PM me with a few pics....so I can erm, "judge"....:

    PM sent, I have a nice shower video as well.

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    I'll have that shower video too please....need all the material I can to make a fair judgment....

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    Default Re: Ideal Partner!!!

    I might post some Photo's on my Flickr page later

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