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    Quote Originally Posted by markscott75 View Post
    Here is my beloved and I in the Algarve.

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    Why do you have a rope coming out of your arse?

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    Finch that is so fuckin wrong mate!!!!!

    I suddenly feel so sorry for rookie!
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    If it smells as bad as it looks it could make a glass eye water

    Thanks to jimbob2002

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    Quote Originally Posted by jimbob2002 View Post
    it could make a glass eye water
    I heard that quote on something this weekend on TV............. What was it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFincher View Post
    I heard that quote on something this weekend on TV............. What was it?
    I dont know, It's a phrase I've known and used for a number of years now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by beerman View Post
    Why do you have a rope coming out of your arse?
    It was the line for hanging your towel on after going the beach. I couldn't get it off
    :emot4:

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFincher View Post
    Dont shoot the messenger................ Its rookies doing im just his tech support!!
    Buhahahaha...come on Finchy how many wanks have you had over it so far?!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roach-Rampino View Post
    What? right across her jugular or her wrists?

    both, and i still reckon it would need a wooden stake through the heart to make sure that monster doesnt come back to life..
    fortune favours the brave......

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    id have a go just make her feel good
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    that's nasty, rookie don't do it!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by normanji View Post
    enjoy..
    Are women allowed to have hairier arses than men?

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    not in my fucking book they aint

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    thanks finch for being my tech guy, no i havnt and woodnt fuk that she is jus some bint i was chatting to while high
    on dirty rugs, lets jus say when they wore off so did she.

    ive got this 18y/o on the go now but her pics are tame jus her in knickers and that i aint temted her to be rude yet

    thanks again finch
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    Quote Originally Posted by rookie View Post

    ive got this 18y/o on the go now but her pics are tame jus her in knickers and that i aint temted her to be rude yet
    Just 1 question rookie how do u do it??
    U on a few dating sites or what??

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheFincher View Post
    rookie asked me to post some pics that he MMS'd me a little while ago, i planned to put them up before i went away on my hols last week but when i went to DF was down so i didnt get chance............... Seeing this thread has jogged my memory and i now present to you the pictures............... They aint pretty!!

    I dread to think what would have happened if my Mrs found these on my phone from a contact named rookie

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    i would do it all day long

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    Quote Originally Posted by rookie View Post
    ive got this 18y/o on the go now but her pics are tame jus her in knickers and that i aint temted her to be rude yet
    So? Get 'em up fella

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    i just use zoosk on facebook, to be honest i talk to any birds, u dont get anywhere without talking to them.
    and if im in a filthy mood i manipulate them into doing what i want.

    most of the birds are not g/f material but at the end of the day its all experiance points.

    finch i will text u some pics later that ok fella
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    after a bit of digging i found rookie's latest conquest from zoosk...be warned its not pretty

    http://ircpics.com/img.php?id=14498

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    There goes my lunch, care to explain just how you "stumbled" on that?
    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .


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    soz m8 hope it wasn't a liquid lunch or i owe ya a pint...highlights the dangers of online dating though...she said she was 22 and fit..

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