To Marie, I confess

[rookie]

thought of this one the other day.
basically split up with my ex marie last month.

but 2 years ago on new years eve we both went out and got absolutley smashed.
me being a greedy cunt suggested we get kebabs on the way home which we did.

jus before i go to bed i have half a joint, this turned out to be a wrong thing to do.
go into bed she was already asleep. as soon as i lay down i can feel the room spinning

and the kabab wanting to come out. i get up and i was so drunk i couldnt find the door.
so i had to be sick in the corner of the room.

i was sick and went to sleep. next morning the daft bitch wakes me up
and says was she really that drunk and she couldnt remember being sick.

the cunt i am i say that she was and i had to help her back into bed.
so i lay there watching her clean up my sick that she thought was hers.

so marie i confess

[Freddy]

Good result I say lol

[ant3b]

thats the shit!!

[RSV]

Should of rubbed her nose in it as if she was a naughty puppy

[KLL8]

i did that once to my first hubs lol. he fu(king deserved it though

[rookie]

she was a bitch but i couldnt resist lying to her.

there is a few more things i dont which i will fess up to later

[Brydo666]

Good man, LoL!

[B B Leo]

class m8, should have got a shag for putting up with it

[Nibb]

You let a good/ gullible one go there m8!

[bobo06]

very good