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    Jelly and jam?

    Haha just read these on sickipedia and felt compelled to repost -

    What's the difference between jelly and jam?
    You can't jelly your cock up your girlfriend's arse.
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    I saw a couple of Blue Tits when out birdwatching last week.
    I reckon she had been dead for weeks.
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    Has it ever occurred to you that maybe you are a paedophile, but you just haven't met the right child yet?

    They're shit and you love em you slags

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    i love sick jokes
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    I love crap jokes.

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