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    Default What is it with some people?

    I was fixing my car at my work car park with a couple of mates last week.

    A woman who works in my office drove in to a space and almost took the side of a wee black peugot that was parked up. She got out of the car and was about to walk away when I stopped her and showed her what she had done.

    She looked at me as if I had horns and wet her hand and tried to wipe off the scratches she made to the other car! Can you believe it?

    I pointed out to her that scratches and bumps don't rub off with your hand and if they did then car paint shops would be out business!

    This is the good bit...........Then she said to me "what do you think I should do?" Eh.......report it I said. So that was it and I just left it at that.

    Last week I'm in the canteen queue and some guy asked me if I bumped his car because someone seen me at it the previous week. Now generally I would stayed out of it but if someone bumped my car and didn't tell and someone knew who it was then I'd like to know.

    So I pulled the guy to the side and told him the story because I didn't want him thinking it was me.

    Anyway he approached this woman's son as she was off that day. The son tells him he'll tell his mum and she'll sort it.

    On Friday I asked the guy if he got it all sorted "did I fuck" he said "she never called me!" So he told me he'll put it through his own insurance!

    Although it's not my car I'm fucking fuming that someone can blatantly do this and be seen to do it but not have the moral fibre to take it on the chin and pay for their mistake.

    This is why I park in the middle of parking bays and park in parent and child bays. Not because I'm a cunt but because I'm fed up with cunts like this bumping cars and driving off.

    I've paid almost a grand this year getting bumps and scratches out of my car.

    Rant over!
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    Default Re: What is it with some people?

    I'd kick your fooking car if I seen you park in parent and toddler places without a toddler.

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    Mate I see this shit all the time waiting in car parks for the mrs when she shops. I always jump out and call them back. I just don't get it. And these are so called normal people and not yobs. Boils my piss at gas mark 9.

    I hate parking anywhere.

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    Default Re: What is it with some people?

    Well, I'm very glad you at least did something about it.

    http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=351058

    So today I filled in the insurance form, drove to a garage called Auto-clinic, my car will go in on the 14th of July, and stay at the garage for 3 days.
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    Default Re: What is it with some people?

    Quote Originally Posted by LFC Muppet View Post
    I'd kick your fooking car if I seen you park in parent and toddler places without a toddler.
    Wait until I'm inside the shops then cos I'd kick you around if you did!
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    She should be named and shammed at work at least everyone will know how much of a cnut she is. I hate things like this. I still need to get the key scratch that some fooker did down half my car fixed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Argyll View Post
    Wait until I'm inside the shops then cos I'd kick you around if you did!

    Well thats obvious because I'm a right scaredy cat. I only kick the wheel to set the alarm off.

    Parent and toddler is parent and toddler for a reason mate, have you got kids?

    It does help having a little extra space when getting kids in and out of car seats, otherwise you knock cars (hence more scratches and dints).

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    Quote Originally Posted by Argyll View Post
    This is the good bit...........Then she said to me "what do you think I should do?"
    You're too pure, I would already be undoing my zipper and motioning her to get on her knees.
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    You don't mess about with anyone else's property regardless of what they've done.

    The worst thing is the caretaker told me she's done it 2-3 times before.
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    Quote Originally Posted by LFC Muppet View Post
    Well thats obvious because I'm a right scaredy cat. I only kick the wheel to set the alarm off.

    Parent and toddler is parent and toddler for a reason mate, have you got kids?

    It does help having a little extra space when getting kids in and out of car seats, otherwise you knock cars (hence more scratches and dints).
    Yes I've got three. I generally park furthest away from the shops but that didn't stop some cunt putting a dent in my door a few months ago.

    I would have went apeshit if some one had parked in a parent/child space without a child but now I don't give a fuck. Why not make all spaces that little bit bigger.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    You're too pure, I would already be undoing my zipper and motioning her to get on her knees.
    Hmmm interesting theory...........but er no. She's about 60 with brown teeth!
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    Default Re: What is it with some people?

    Why not have a normal men's side to all car parks, and a women's / fu(ktard's side, with armed guards patrolling the boundary...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Argyll View Post
    Hmmm interesting theory...........but er no. She's about 60 with brown teeth!

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    Default Re: What is it with some people?

    Quote Originally Posted by Argyll View Post
    She's about 60 with brown teeth!
    Is that because Freddy shat in her mouth?

    Seriously though, its a cnuts trick parking in toddler spaces with no kids (and no your 13 year old kids don't count either). I'd rather see people park in a disabled spot as you often see people with a spaz badge running into the shop

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    Spaz badge? New one on me.

    What you should have done was take her wheels off and put them through her windows. I fucking hate parking, because everyone who isn't me is a cunt.

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    Seriously though, its a cnuts trick parking in toddler spaces with no kids
    As previously stated I don't give a flying fuck. I'm probably saving a fortune in repairs so there you go
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    Quote Originally Posted by Argyll View Post
    As previously stated I don't give a flying fu(k. I'm probably saving a fortune in repairs so there you go
    Yup, and if not in repair then in insurance premiums.

    And why is it the more a car is looked after, the more doors get opened into it?

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    You can have women only insurance so why can't we have men only parking?

    Bet the PC brigade would get on the case damn quick

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    Default Re: What is it with some people?

    Quote Originally Posted by Argyll View Post
    You don't mess about with anyone else's property regardless of what they've done.

    The worst thing is the caretaker told me she's done it 2-3 times before.
    why doesnt the caretaker report her then!! if it his job to look after the building/maintenance!!
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    when i first started goign out with my girlfriend i allways used to leave early to pick her up to avoid traffic, i used to get there and crash out outside her work in the car. one day i was fast asleep and i herd this smash, i jumped up wide awake and herd another smash it was the car next to me that has pulled up and from what i could gather kicked there doors open with a rage and strait into the side of mine, i jumped out and asked what the problem was and they where oblivious to the problem, telling me to calm down and that its only a car, i was livid. had only had the car a few weeks. some people just have no respect for anything.

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