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    middle lane drivers

    people talking on their phone whilst driving

    People without manners

    Expensive "classy" bars that charge a fortune for some forein shite ale

    Bars that fill your glass to the top with ice so the shots and mixer is smaller amount!!!

    Chavs/scallys/hooligans......

    England and the tax man

    The economy at the mo'

    Turkish delight

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    Dogs shitting on my lawn!
    Cunts in the wrong lane on a roundabout!
    Fruit that goes off 1 day after you buy it!
    Shit all over the bogs in work...dirty fuckers!!
    Parma Violets!
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    Quote Originally Posted by flumperino View Post
    People who use more than one card at the cashpoint are extremely irritating. Just happened to me....and I let the bitch go in front of me as well!
    Some fuckin bitch just did this to me again! Wanted to strangle her....

    Shooooooo-ryuken!

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    Cunts who hold social gatherings in the middle of supermarket aisles.

    Cunts who put red/brown sauce on sunday dinners.

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    Bad digital TV reception.

    Paying to put the A/C on at a pirate radio station.

    Drunk parents.

    Cold curry.

    Disrespectful yoof / chavs / townies.

    Tax.

    Price of petrol.

    + many, many more I'm sure...


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    Being FORCED to pay for a BBC licence, then having to listen to Mark Lawrenson during the footy.
    If nature always takes the easiest route, what's easier...?
    The creation of billions of galaxies each containing trillions of stars each with their own solar systems, some with planets that have evolved civilisations with billions of different life forms. OR The creation of just your imagination?

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    Paying £50 for the full Virgin TV package and the missus says "There's nothing on TV"
    Ooh, ooh, ooh, the funky gibbon.


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    People who spit dirty, great big greenies in public places, eg footpaths, toilets etc.
    "When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butchers knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross." - 'Dirty' Harry

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    Nigerian scammers, or scammers full stop

    Im after a puppy and found a site that advertises puppies in different areas, seen a husky that caught my eye, turns out to be some sort of scam, phoned the cunt up and he didnt speak a word of English, in his email he was talking of sending the pup by courier and me paying the courier, even though he/she lives around 5 miles from here (according to there profile)

    I really hope these people die from the worst possible death,

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    Dogging areas with limited parking

    Tangerines with pips

    Positive reinforcement

    The Pharmaceutical Industry

    Blokes who wear jewellry, specifically blokes who insist on wearing gold chains etc. outside their shirt/t-shirt.

    Mobile phones

    eBay

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    Almost the entire presenting crew of BBC's football programs.
    Whether it be football focus, live match coverage or MOTD.

    Alan shearer was a great player but he is an absolute boring cunt.
    Gary Linker is getting far to cocky and obnoxious these days.
    Mark Bright is as dull as a granny's pinny, no personality there at all.
    Gavin Peacock, fuck me he wasnt even a decent player.
    Martin Keown, clearly the search is over for the missing link, he always looks awkward as he's perched on a sofa, thats because he longs to swing from a tyre on a rope picking and eating insects from his own furry body.
    The nail in the cofffin is Mr Mark Lawrenson, I dont know if a more annoying smugger total cunt of a human exists, I bet none of his family even like him the slightest. Death is an easy way out for this man, I think we should create a website dedicated to hating this man and pursue him in his private life hounding him into retirement. Either that or kidnap and torture.

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    whatnow and bertroot and grassers

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    Boring Rambo posters.


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    THIS CUNT !!

    M&S ADVERTS FUCKING BITCH WITH THE VOICE AND BASTARDIZING THE MUSIC I LIKE

    The whole of tv advertising !
    why do they put the volume up on a tv break Ahhhhhhhhh

    Stupid insurance accident claim add's
    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    One that gets to me is when people claim to be knackered after a flight. You're sitting in a chair, watching movies and stuffing your face... what the fuck is tiring about that? Do you go down to the pub on a Sunday evening and say... yeah, I had a really knackering day watching the Formula One, playing on my PS3 and polishing off a large Dominoes meat feast.

    I remember the days of stagecoaches and highwaymen.. now that was a journey so stop whining you cunts
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    • People that cannot pronounce their ‘TH's’ i.e saying 'free' for the number 3!
    • People getting ‘there’ and ‘their’ mixed up!
    • Middle lane drivers!
    • Ill-mannered people!
    • People in the wrong lanes on round-a-bouts!
    • Eating with ones’ mouth open and making a right fooking noise!

    ...and loads more...

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    people who apear on the jermey kyle show and talk like there from the hood
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    People who leave used Tea Bags next to the sink

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    Quote Originally Posted by miffy View Post
    People who leave used Tea Bags next to the sink
    does that leave you a bit miffed mate?

    that one does my fucking head in too, why not just put them in the bin? our bin is under the sink but every day mum leaves tea bags in the sink and religiously moves them to the bin later that night. what the hell is the point?
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    Quote Originally Posted by greens117 View Post


    The whole of tv advertising !
    why do they put the volume up on a tv break Ahhhhhhhhh

    Stupid insurance accident claim add's
    I agree, also that stupid one for windows and doors, '
    You know the one, you buy one , you get one free, a said you buy one, you get one free,....
    Hate that guy.....

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