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    Rant Pet hates

    A new thread/sticky for The Whine Cellar for you to post and share any serial peeves, flashes of regular annoyance, recurring gripes, personal irritations and even blood boilers!

    Try to keep them short and sweet, preferably a maximum of one sentence.

    I'll kick off....

    People other than my brother who call me "bruv".

    Women who get their kids out of back seats of the car in the roadside.

    Sniffing.

    People eating loudly.

    Bad breath (especially on sales reps...why!?!?!?!)

    Chavs.

    People talking loudly on mobiles.

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    Shane Richie

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    Threads like this

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    Toilets that stink of piss
    Hairy fannies in porn films
    Cheap knickers
    Cunts who walk round with music playing on their mobiles
    Inability of shops round here to stock black lagers, i.e. Budvar dark, Bohemian Black Lager etc...
    Nasal hair


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    Can't stand cancer and wagon wheels taste different.

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    keyboard warriors

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    People on Facebook that upload photos to their profile that were blatantly taken just for putting on Facebook.

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    People who scrape 'toast butter' back into the tub after spreading on the toast.

    Putting ketchup in the fridge.

    Wardrobes being completely rammed with clothes so you can barely get stuff out. My mrs does this and it drives me nuts, think she does it on purpose the biatch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by flumperino View Post

    Putting ketchup in the fridge.
    Oh you didn't....
    Open your heart. Die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BertRoot View Post
    Toilets that stink of piss

    Inability of shops round here to stock black lagers, i.e. Budvar dark, Bohemian Black Lager etc...
    Nasal hair
    That seems to be just about anywhere!!

    Personally I love a hairy Quim!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Roach-Rampino View Post
    A new thread/sticky for The Whine Cellar for you to post and share any serial peeves, flashes of regular annoyance, recurring gripes, personal irritations and even blood boilers!

    Try to keep them short and sweet, preferably a maximum of one sentence.

    I'll kick off....

    People other than my brother who call me "bruv".

    Women who get their kids out of back seats of the car in the roadside.

    Sniffing.

    People eating loudly.

    Bad breath (especially on sales reps...why!?!?!?!)

    Chavs.

    People talking loudly on mobiles.
    Spot on! , imagine all of those in one person! any candidates?
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    Women in offices who always complain of feeling cold thus facilitating a closed window policy

    Women who think that normal rules of social etiquette no longer apply just because they have cunts

    Dog owners who think I like their flea bitten mutts jumping all over me and slobbering like fire hydrants

    People who talk about members of their family as if everyone should know who the hell they are e.g. "Nigel and Sheila are tying the knot" - "Wait.... who the fuck are they?? Aha so why don't you say my brother and his fiancee you cunt"

    Other people's badly behaved kids
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    Chavs

    People who play music from their mobile phones full blast

    'Child on board' signs you see people have in the back of their cars. As if that is going to slow someone down.

    Warm cider

    When you get to a traffic light crossing, stand there for ages presuming the twat who was already there has pressed the button so you can cross but they actualy havent.

    When dog owners think that everyone in the world must love dogs and let the mutt attempt to lick you when its tounge has probably just been licking its arse.

    People who idolise their dogs and have nothing better in their lives but to talk about them. When i was walking to work i said morning to a women. She then started talkign to me and for 10 minutes al lshe was talking about were here fucking dogs!

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    The general public.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roach-Rampino View Post
    The general public.
    Easy bruv.


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    Having fussy eaters over for dinner .. why don't they just bring their own food?

    The ever deterioting British/American "lounge wear, let it all hang out" dress culture. On the Continent people actually take pride in their appearance, unlike us fat, slovenly cunts

    The whole bottled water industry and people who think that tap water is beneath them

    Shops that don't display their prices (most of the ones on Tottenham Ct Road). Am I in London or a Moroccan fucking souk??
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTI View Post
    The whole bottled water industry and people who think that tap water is beneath them
    Quick boat ride to Evian for you mate. Stop moaning.


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    People who use more than one card at the cashpoint are extremely irritating. Just happened to me....and I let the bitch go in front of me as well!

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    O.A.P.'s chewing gum.

    Girls that refer to themselves as "sassy" "kooky" or "a little bit crazy".
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    people struggling but still insist on sitting down when riding a bike up hill - fuck off dorks!

    dubbed shampoo adverts

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