Holland rocks

[BertRoot]

I fucking love that country. Been there loads in the past but never on business so hence this time I was a little straighter than usual. The good points that made me like it -

• Drank absolutely pint after pint of Heineken on Wednesday night and no sign of a hangover Thursday.
• Most of the women were beautiful, i.e. nobody is overweight.
• Everything was cheap.
• Food was phenomenal and no waitresses had attitudes.
• All the shops had English language everywhere.
• Everyone spoke English.

Landed back at Manchester and the first thing I saw as we were getting off the plane was four overweight bitches and that started a discussion about the shit points of the UK. Look at the points above and reverse them all.

[chesser]

Totally agree been a few times to conferences in the Dam, great place, great people can't wait to go back....and no not for the twirlys and whores.....mind you!

Place in Rembrandsplein called Outback serves ice cold Heine in Ice Cold Pint Pots...get in!

[wtaylor]

Where about did u stay Bert? Or was it just the dam? Never really thought about going there before been to the dam and it was great but not really were I would take the Mrs

[BertRoot]

Went to Dordrecht and stayed in a place called the Villa Augustus. Would heartily recommend the place to be honest though I can't say I did a lot in the town apart from visit a company, the hotel restaurant and a local bar.

do a search for the hotel and there are pletny of pics on Flickr and other sites.

[DannyLad]

Oh stop it! My mate has just gone on his stag do to amsterdam and I couldnt go.

This just feels like its being rubbed in

[Spennyboy]

Oh stop it! My mate has just gone on his stag do to amsterdam and I couldnt go.

This just feels like its being rubbed in

You could say it was a coincidence

http://www.digital-forums.com/showthread.php?t=353924

[gunner]

I am off to Holland at the end of August, can not fucking wait. Especially as I won the trip and spending money is included.

[jimbob2002]

The dutch philosophy is incredible.
If a crime is causing a problem, legalise or decriminalise it.
from drugs, prostitution and even pissing in the street.

[BertRoot]

I met the CIO and a couple of directors of the Dutch Police while I was out there and the guys were awesome. In fact I didn't come across any twats at all!!

[Spennyboy]

I met the CIO and a couple of directors of the Dutch Police while I was out there and the guys were awesome. In fact I didn't come across any twats at all!!

So many jokes...

I really fancy holland - seems so relaxed and different.

Maybe later end of this year.