I'd rather fuck the corpse of their dead sister Yetunde Price.
If i had to choose I plump for Serena as at least the sight of a big pair of swinging tits nearly knocking you out as she rode your pelvis to crumbling point whilst she shouted "serena like Snu Snu" would at least give you some satisfaction that its a women do this to you.
Serena looks like Sol Campbell with a better haircut. That sealed it for me...................my arse that is.
Venus wins, hands down...............her pants to find a funzise mars bar and a bag of Revels with just 2 maltesers left in it.
Serena...at least she looks vaguely like a woman should.
This is quite exciting. It started off with Serena massively in the lead, then the thinking man's crumpet Venus nosed ahead, but now they're neck-n-neck.
Come on Venus!!
There is a special place in Hull reserved for the guy who invented autocorrect
I'd bash both of them, purely because they scare the shit out of me.
I would like to get my hand down Serena's sports bra and spoon her udders out
Both together or none at all.
Not sure how this dragged up on my new thread search.
But.... cmon, who's the dad then?
Who's owning up.