Love Juice

[russbeer]

A 9 yr old kid goes up to his dad and says "Dad, Whats love juice?"

Shocked, the dad thinks a moment and although he is young in years he decides to sit his young son down and explains what love juice is... to which his son's reply is,

"Whats that got to do with Wimbledon, Dad?"

[russbeer]

2 days of silence sounds just like tumbleweed!

[Roach-Rampino]

2 days of silence sounds just like tumbleweed!

Well I think it might have read a little better if it was like this:

"A 9 yr old kid goes up to his dad and says "Dad, Whats love juice?"

Shocked, the dad thinks a moment and although he is young in years he decides to sit his young son down and explains how when a woman likes a man lot and they start hugging & touching each other, it feels really nice in the womans tummy and she start to leak some "love juice" from her front bottom ... to which his son's reply is,

"But whats that got to do with Wimbledon, Dad?" "

[Ganty]

The joke doesn't really work... Never in a tennis match would Love and Deuce be said next to one another.

Nice try though

[blaggard]

Ancient joke, a good one but it needs to be spun out lots more. It DOES work, a nine year old might easily say love and deuce together in the question.

[russbeer]

I'll get me coat....

[B B Leo]

I'll get me coat....

dont be to quick m8 i liked it

[Zippeyrude]

that was shite