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    I'd been out the night before and the beer.
    I was sat at work feeling quite ill, I'd been for a shit and it was just pure liquid.
    Later on stupidly I squeezed out what I thought was a fart, but not it was shit, runny smelly shit.
    Thats right guys I sharted.
    So I go to the toilet to survey the damage, its not good, I've shit my pants.
    After cleaning up the shit that was stuck in my arse cheeks I tried mopping some of the shit from my pants, but there was too much.
    So I decided to bin them, thats right, bin my fucking pants at work cos I shit them.
    Spent the rest of the day with no pants and in fear of sharting again.
    Not one of my best days.
    Confessing the sins is good for the soul.

    Doing it anonymously means I can talk about all the disgusting shit that Bertroot made me do without grassing myself up ;)

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    i just threw my breakfast up


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    good job u work at home freddy
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    Quote Originally Posted by B B Leo View Post
    good job u work at home freddy
    lmao


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    How the feck did you get home from work, i guess the bus was out of the question LMAO

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    I think now would be a good time to remove the anon posting feature and reveal who posted

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    Default Re: Ruined pants

    ive done a simililar thing before had a fart and shit literally it came out.

    i no a guy that drove a lorry he shit himself while driving he had to drive
    about 50 miles home to change
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    Quote Originally Posted by B B Leo View Post
    good job u work at home freddy
    Buhahahahaha excellent

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    A great man once said, "Three things to remember when you get older, never pass up a bathroom, never waste a hard-on & never trust a fart."

    Wise words indeed.

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    I'd wear two pairs of socks tomorrow just in case.

    And buy a good book.

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    LMAO. Been there, done that, got the tshirt. Mind you i was about 8 when i did do it.

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