American friend

**Anonymous** · 18th July 2008

I have a friend in america, who i have known for almost 10 years, and my g/f........well i say that, we are pretty much apart now, but she says im selfish for going.

ive said this is something ive had to do for years, ive not decided on a time to go, but it to 100% happen in the future,

me and my american friend have talked about this for years, about how it will happen n shit.
I want it to, i only have to pay a one way flight, stay there as long as i want, then the flught back, im just getting called selfish, self obsessed. you know. the usualy shit women give you EVERY week of the month.

am i doing the right thing? visiting my american? or staying here with family?!?!?!

**CzarJunkie** · 18th July 2008

Sounds like you want to blow your American friend and fcuk who gets hurt in the process. If a mouth full of Trans-Atlantic spunk is worth the heartache and suffering then fcuk it. In the words of the Greek Goddess of strength, speed and victory. Just Do it.

**BertRoot** · 18th July 2008

Hmm. This is a garbled question which say to me that you need a quick release. My advice is save up your manfat for a couple of days, wank your self to the vinegar a few times then give a massive release over you yank wank bank and then jet back hear crying like a baby. Job done and email address change to save your embarrassment for the rest of your life. Story for your grandchildren etc...

**Freddy** · 18th July 2008

Just a question of getting it out of your system. Hang a camera around the neck of an over inflated blowup doll and fcuk that 'American tourist' from behind whilst shouting 'gee ma I love you'.

I do a similar thing with a sombrero for when I fancy a Mexican. I've fukced all sorts from all over the globe without leaving my shed.

**grint** · 18th July 2008

Why don't you just take your gf with you? Won't be that bad...she could hang out with his other half while you two get rat arsed.

Or is he single, and partial more to arses than rats?