Wanking is really gay 1ncest.
Wanking is really gay 1ncest.
What if you get your brother to pull it for you?
or his brothers mates!
there is some sick people in this world
If you sit on your hand for ten minutes to cut off blood circulation it feels like someone else is doing it... Also painting your nails red is also good for maximum effect
2 slices of buttered bread between the sofa cussions...!
Wanking is sex with someone I love m8...and if that makes me gay, then so be it!
"Where you are is what you eat. When I'm in London I'll have beans on toast for lunch. On holiday ďż˝ what? Tapas? Go on then I'll have a bit. You eat whatevers in that area"
Karl Pilkington
I sometimes am not in the mood and have to date rape myself, it can be somewhat distressing and satisifying simultaneously, which is an unusual feeling.
Jam jar and a piece of raw liver is the way foward
no kissing or hugging and its free--its a wank for me any day
Electric toothbrush,Jubilee clip, and a jar of slime. Mmmmm
Pigs heart wedged behind a warm radiator
I perfer to get the dog to rim me
any thing thats going! that will do me
You lot have traumatised me for life, I will never look at food in the same way ever again!
can we just get one thing straight
90% of men admite they wank
the othere 10 % are all fcuking liers
or have no hands
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