Guy walks into a pub

[I Black Belt]

Orders a pint then produces a thimble sized glass and asks the barman to fill it.
Somewhat bemused the barman fills it and the guy slips it into his pocket.
Finishing his own pint, he orders another and again produces this tiny glass for a refill.

Naturally curious the barman asks what the little glass is for
"It's for my mate Bob" came the reply "He's tiny and he lives in my pocket"
Carefully draping his pocket near the bar, sure enough this tiny little man jumps out.
The barman is amazed and starts asking all sorts of questions about Bob.
"Bob's just like you and me" said the guy - "loves a pint, loves to travel, loves to tell stories"
"I'd love to hear one of Bob's stories" said the barman
"Sure" said the guy
"Bob - tell him the one about when we were in Africa and you called that witchdoctor a cunt"

[mmg]

[Fear345]

fs that's a wee bit poor

[lampshade]

M8, that joke is Pure Gold

[mmg]

I actually dont get it

[I Black Belt]

I actually dont get it

Come on - it's not that difficult.

WitchDoctor+Insult = tiny bloke?

[mmg]

Come on - it's not that difficult.

WitchDoctor+Insult = tiny bloke?

:groan smilie:

[russbeer]

I actually dont get it

FFS you don't work at mcdonalds do ya?

[mmg]

FFS you don't work at mcdonalds do ya?

you want fries with that?

[Mule]

Every time I see the title of this thread I think...

'A guy walks into a pub... ouch!'


yes, I know it should be bar

[coin-op]

Every time I see the title of this thread I think...

'A guy walks into a pub... ouch!'


yes, I know it should be bar

Aguy walks into a bar is the more usual feed line to that

[Greyfox]

LOL quite good!

[Mule]

Aguy walks into a bar is the more usual feed line to that

Click the quote button on my post again and this time pay more attention to what you're quoting.

[whatnow]

Click the quote button on my post again and this time pay more attention to what you're quoting.

maybe it's just me, but on this post you should've taken more advantage.

brainless cunts can't quote for shit :D

[coin-op]

Click the quote button on my post again and this time pay more attention to what you're quoting.

Done that - don't know what the fuck you're on about. If the "joke" is that he hurt himself walking into the pub, my comment stands. If not you'll have to explain it to me, because it's obviously way too subtle for me.

[Mule]

maybe it's just me, but on this post you should've taken more advantage.

brainless cunts can't quote for shit

Lol

Done that - don't know what the fuck you're on about. If the "joke" is that he hurt himself walking into the pub, my comment stands. If not you'll have to explain it to me, because it's obviously way too subtle for me.

Here's the quoted post ;

Every time I see the title of this thread I think...

'A guy walks into a pub... ouch!'


[SIZE="1"][COLOR="White"]yes, I know it should be bar[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[coin-op]

Lol



Here's the quoted post ;

Every time I see the title of this thread I think...
 
'A guy walks into a pub... ouch!'
 
 
[size="1"][color="White"]yes, I know it should be bar[/color][/size]

Ah well, like I said -WAY too subtle for me. And you are taking advantage of my disability - I have white colourblindness - only joking.

[russbeer]

i don't think i'm alone here in thinking Mule... you're a sneaky cunt!

[I Black Belt]

Oi-
Stop hijacking the pure brilliance of my joke post you cheesy bellends !

[whatnow]

guy walks into a pub and everyone laughs because of his fucking massive handbag...