Keeping cats out of the garden ?

[Anonymous]

Hi,

Whats the best way to keep cats out of your garden ? The things i have tried without success are.

1.Bottles of water.
2.Broken bottles planted upside down.
3.Ground glass mixed in with cat food.
4.Carpet strips buried under the soil.

none work anyone have any other ideas ?

[Delboy_1976]

How about you move?

[Nibb]

I got some of that citrus cat repellant...stopped them shitting near my front door, but they are still pissing on my front lawn!

Apparently finely chopped garlic works too!

Caught one of them the other day...almost had a cat slipper!

[Anonymous]

I find this works well.

Place a chicken carcass in your garden, douse around it with petrol.
Make a trail of petrol to your hiding place, await for satan (aka the cat) to arrive, lit.
Sit back and enjoy the show.

Cats = Vermin

DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE
DIE

[BertRoot]

Strychnine is good and the little cunts stiffen slowly and it is pleasurable to watch. The other good one is rat poison that makes them haemorrhage internally till they bleed through their orifices. Mercury based products are also good but you have to get them to eat regularly in smaller doses.

Best thing I find is a crossbow though. Gratifying and makes a great nose as it pierces their rib cage.

[SiE]

pepper spray from the garden centre works a treat

[Anonymous]

Strychnine is good and the little cunts stiffen slowly and it is pleasurable to watch. The other good one is rat poison that makes them haemorrhage internally till they bleed through their orifices. Mercury based products are also good but you have to get them to eat regularly in smaller doses.

Best thing I find is a crossbow though. Gratifying and makes a great nose as it pierces their rib cage.

That's the fucking spirit my good fella

[Wompastompa]

Shotguns big fucking shotguns

[Ganty]

The clue's in the name

Spoiler:

[rmj2663]

BSA .22 with scope
Good shot will drop it where it stands

[Over Carl]

We used to get all the neighbours cats in our garden for some reason. My mum used to pull out one of my old supersoakers whenever she saw one and gave them a quick splash. Very rarely come back to our garden now and we don't even know where that supersoaker is anymore.

[johnny]

The cats probably stole it and are camping your garden waiting for your mum to come outside...

[Welsh Pete]

A dog?

[lithho]

BSA .22 with scope
Good shot will drop it where it stands

are you having a laugh fella, ive seen you shoot on cod remember
the phase cant shoot for shit springs to mind, sorry dude

[coin-op]

I had some success with cayenne pepper, although one of the littel fuckers still comes and eats the bird food that's covered in it (Birds don't mind cayenne pepper and my parrot usedto love whole chillies)

[Anonymous]

BSA .22 with scope
Good shot will drop it where it stands

Not with one shot it won't believe me i have tried it.

[Mobileman]

I use an Air-arms S410 .22 and its ten shots..........
















i wish the dog chases them:-)

[super mike]

Barrett .50

[Colco]

starfish skin makes em puke thier guts up (can cause them to choke as well as it swells there tounge/throat up )

alternatively buy some catnip spray an spray in on a hated neighbors flowers make the feckers go there instead lol

[blaggard]

How about we have a thread where we all talk about shooting/poisoning dogs? I kinda wish this thread hadn't been bumped because I'm now in a foul mood!