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    Default Re: Keeping cats out of the garden ?

    Count your selves luck you don't live in Tenerife or Turkey. These are two locations that I have been on holiday to and have a massive amount of stray cats! In Turkey last year you could not eat at the restaurant without one of the flea ridden cats hanging around your table, even jumping up at the tables. Some people encouraged them which was annoying.......
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    Default Re: Keeping cats out of the garden ?

    Just use a PIR sprinkler...

    My & my neighbour tried all sorts to get rid of mine crapping in his garden.. this worked.

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...Name=WDVW&rd=1

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    Default Re: Keeping cats out of the garden ?

    wow - some serious Cat hatrid going on here, personally i love cats, yes they can be annoying sometimes and crap in your yard (which takes all of 5 seconds to remove) but i cant believe anyone would harm one, if anyone ever hurt my cat i would be doing time after i got hold of them
    You know he grew up as a little shitspark from the old shitflint and then he turned into a shitbonfire and driven by the winds of his monumental ignorance he turned into a raging shitfirestorm. If I get to be married to Barb I'll have total control of Sunnyvale and then I can unleash the shitnami tidal wave that will engulf Ricky and extinguish his shitflames forever. And with any luck he'll drown in the undershit of that wave. Shitwaves.

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    Default Re: Keeping cats out of the garden ?

    I recommend this for unwelcome visitors :

    YouTube - Auto Targeting Turret Sentry
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    Default Re: Keeping cats out of the garden ?

    anti personnel mines.

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    Default Re: Keeping cats out of the garden ?

    Quote Originally Posted by Conkers View Post
    Just use a PIR sprinkler...

    My & my neighbour tried all sorts to get rid of mine crapping in his garden.. this worked.

    http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.d...Name=WDVW&rd=1
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    anti personnel mines.
    Ay lads. You'll take all the attention away from me if you're not careful. Its interesting to see how many others voiced their dislike of these arrogant furballs before me but its just me that gets a gobful from people, including a mod (setting a really good example like)

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    Default Re: Keeping cats out of the garden ?

    It's one thing to dislike a species and quite another to advocate the killing of them, you seem to be as disgusted as I at the "fawn stamping" incident but don't care if the victim is feline.
    If you remember I jumped in because of your nasty post aimed at Shrek1802 and asked politely that we not resurrect this post, you chose to continue and I lowered myself to your level in response.
    There are many tongue in cheek posts in this thread (still unpleasant) and you choose to quote them on this occasion, there are many more which are just plain disgusting.
    I'll apologise to fellow staff and other DF members in general but not to you russbeer, you can just rotate!
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    Default Re: Keeping cats out of the garden ?

    Where did I advocate the killing of them then?? I'd like to see you quote that one.

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    Default Re: Keeping cats out of the garden ?

    Here?

    "I love animals in general. Just not cats, they are arrogant little twats and kill birds for sport. Don't give me any of that circle of life bullshit either because they are not killing for food.

    I have cats from 3 houses nearby leaving dead birds in my garden all the fuckin time, if i ever see a cat actually leave one in my garden, then its days will be seriously numbered.

    Stop being such bleeding heart hippies too!"
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    Default Re: Keeping cats out of the garden ?

    Anyway enough already, your posts speak for themselves, I want nothing more from this thread it was best left dormant.
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    Default Re: Keeping cats out of the garden ?

    You call that "advocating killing cats"?

    All that means is that if i catch one shitting in my garden or killing one of the many many birds we get in our garden then it'll have my toe up its arse next time i see it. You need to take some sort of chill pill.

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    Default Re: Keeping cats out of the garden ?

    In the context of the nature of this thread "days are numbered" would seem to indicate that, yes. But hey just injuring, maiming will be OK. Really that's enough of this, go away and do something else.
    If at first you don't succeed.....redefine success. . . .


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    Default Re: Keeping cats out of the garden ?

    Thread now unsubscribed so don't bother.
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