Vimto

[Fear345]

See the thing is a like a bit of vimto so i take a bottle to work, One day i notice the vimto is going down more than i am using so annoyed about this i take it into the toilet and fill it back up to where it was with piss and put it back where it was but it is still going down over the coming days so i decide to throw it away as i do this one of the lads i work with says why you throwing that away so i tell him about me pissing in it over the last few days, He then goes off on one saying what a fucking cuntish thing to do in which i reply why ? it's mine i do with it what i want and YOU must of been drinking it to go off on one in such a way he say i didn't but i think he did, so guys do you think he actually drunk some ?

[LFC Muppet]

Yep, its a definite.

When I trained with the local Juniors team ran by my mates Dad, I was too young to play but went training with them. We were split into 2 groups, me being in 1 and my mate being in another. Our group finished earlier and went back to the changing room where we each shared a 5 litre bottle of orange juice. We drank too much and didn't leave enough for the other group, so 1 of the lads filled it back up a bit with piss.

My mate was the first back from the other group and started to drink it, I was sworn to secrecy otherwise the bigger lads would beat me up. So my mate drank a lot of the piss and then the lad who did it chucked the rest out.

ooops

[baggy13]

defo the (unt

[Goldberg]

You can piss in your own bottle, anyone taking it is thieving.

You will not get done, the thief will. If they try to take action against you, tell them you are a scientologist and any action taken against you will be taken to a tribunal for unfair disciplinary action because of your religion.

Works all the time in other work places/schools etc (with religions) ... so use it to your advantage!

Ask him if he could tell the difference? Next time piss in it after eating Sugar Puffs, they always make your piss smell bad lol

[beerman]

I wouldn't leave your bottle lying around after that if I were you, otherwise you'll be the one drinking his piss

[FireBlade]

Happens at work with our shared fridge leave anything good in there and the scumbag customer services guys eat it or drink it. So did the ole Laxative jelly trick made sure enough somebody (Prob 2-3 people) Finished it off over the weekend.
hehe wankers

[BertRoot]

There is a case of a guy in this country who trapped his bottle with brake fluid and disabled the guy who drank it. He is doing time now.

[Soulassassin]

There must be a way of suspending a mento in the lid so when its opened the mento drops in and it 'highlights' the offender.

[Goldberg]

There is a case of a guy in this country who trapped his bottle with brake fluid and disabled the guy who drank it. He is doing time now.

I don't understand though. The other guy 'Stole' it.

How bout you put a big sticker on the bottle just saying that you have pissed in it. See how many taker then?

[ukjaxx]

I don't understand though. The other guy 'Stole' it.

How bout you put a big sticker on the bottle just saying that you have pissed in it. See how many taker then?

I would just write "so have I " on the bottle mate

[I Black Belt]

There must be a way of suspending a mento in the lid so when its opened the mento drops in and it 'highlights' the offender.

I like that one mate - I've seen the effect it has on coca cola, so i'm guessing the same would apply to Vimto.

YouTube - Diet Coke and Mentos Prank



fucking triple dare you fear mate

[lagigolo]

Trouble is that poor guys gotta go home and tell his girlfriend hes addicted to your piss with a vimto chaser and his source has just dried up.

[jimbob2002]

Lad I know played a prank on a lad they didnt like on his college course. He slit a fruit pastel with a knife and inserted a piece of acid tab and then sealed it back up and sprikled some sugar on the edge where it was cut to re-complete the look. Then stuck it back in the top of the packet and offered a pastel to the cunt he didnt like. He unknowingly took the drug laced sweet and chowed it down.
I cant fully remember what happened from there but he grassed to the college and I think police were involved but no actual charges were made.

A slightly ligher but similar event - a mate of mine always takes speed, has it in his coffee quite a bit, and the other weekend he thought he would be doing two of my mates a favour who were flagging a bit on a weekend bender by giving them speedy coffee's but didnt tell them, they were both feeling weird and didnt know why, they werent happy when they found out what he had done.

[MercuryRises]

Same problem here mate, some fucker keeps nicking beer out of the fridge, So on friday we topped up a bottle of Carling with piss, put a cap back on it. It was gone by Sunday morning.

But then with Carling, who can tell if it's piss anyway

[grint]

Lad I know played a prank on a lad they didnt like on his college course. He slit a fruit pastel with a knife and inserted a piece of acid tab and then sealed it back up and sprikled some sugar on the edge where it was cut to re-complete the look. Then stuck it back in the top of the packet and offered a pastel to the cunt he didnt like. He unknowingly took the drug laced sweet and chowed it down.
I cant fully remember what happened from there but he grassed to the college and I think police were involved but no actual charges were made.

A slightly ligher but similar event - a mate of mine always takes speed, has it in his coffee quite a bit, and the other weekend he thought he would be doing two of my mates a favour who were flagging a bit on a weekend bender by giving them speedy coffee's but didnt tell them, they were both feeling weird and didnt know why, they werent happy when they found out what he had done.

Difference being though, that that is willingly drugging somebody.

Op has every fucking right to piss in his own pot...and if I was him I'd be sleeping 'extra' soundly tonight knowing justice has been served...with a cherry on top.

[Nikki]

You can piss in your own bottle, anyone taking it is thieving.

exactly what i was thinking. i would of taken the piss outa him afta that

[Undertaker]

what about the guy who laced someone's drink with antifreeze

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...re/4701360.stm

[Ashy]

Stupid thing is, if they asked most people would just allow em to have some.

[B B Leo]

if any one ask tell them u got the idea from the new pink video

[BertRoot]

what about the guy who laced someone's drink with antifreeze

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...re/4701360.stm

Thats the boy antifreeze, not brake fluid. Knew it was something car related.