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    Default Re: should i get rid of the missus?

    Quote Originally Posted by greens117 View Post
    F.She swallows
    Well after reading what else she does I would fucking hope so.

    She sounds like a right dirty c***. Give her a slap next time your giving it to her, call her a dirty whore and that kind of thing. Make sure she know's whos boss.

    Also you need some pictures man........

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    dump her!!!!
    scratch and sniff ffs!!!!!
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    I can say im still with the old bag her habbits get worse even after this thread lol
    I just treat her as a freak of wommens nature she means well
    Trust me she aint a skank just a good old dirty english girl who dosent's mind a mans toilsome manner's once in a while ,and love's to repay the favour so many times over
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    Default Re: should i get rid of the missus?

    filthy cow, get her to fuck

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    Default Re: should i get rid of the missus?

    Quote Originally Posted by greens117 View Post
    A. she farts and burps alot
    B .she has pmt alot
    C. she scratches her fanny and smells her finger's !
    D .she scratches her arse and smells her finger's !
    E. she stays under the duvet far to long when there was a morning fart !!
    F.She swallows
    You made typos:

    A. he farts and burps alot
    B .he has pmt alot
    C. he scratches his 'fanny' and smells his finger's !
    D .he scratches his arse and smells his finger's !
    E.he stays under the duvet far to long when there was a morning fart !!

    Pull her wig off, she's called Peter
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    Default Re: should i get rid of the missus?

    dump her - but keep in contact as a fuck buddy

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    Default Re: should i get rid of the missus?

    I'd keep hold of her if I were you because if that's the best example of a woman you can attract then your not going to get anything better so you might as well stick with it
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    i am thinking post pics so we can judge better
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    Default Re: should i get rid of the missus?

    Jesus this post is old ,tbh she has cleaned her habits up ,she has got worse now tho !
    She cares what her mates think !
    she cares about her hygiene ,no more bogey eating !
    She still spits her discarded fingernails in my van when ive cleaned it ,ahhhhhhhhhhhh !!
    shes met a woman's lib bitch who is helping her sort her work issuse out !
    shes found face book !
    she's found a face mask!
    she cares about what i say to her all the time !
    And now has turned into a ****
    she has pretty much turned into a moaning bitch with attitude !!
    She's back to normal !!!!!
    good while it lasted !!
    Last edited by greens117; 8th November 2009 at 06:16 PM.
    I STINK GET OVER IT !

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    F is the only thing she's got going for her fella!!! lol

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    Default Re: should i get rid of the missus ?

    much like mine, ....that's the very reason i now sleep in my son's bed. i feel sorry for my son though!
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    Default Re: should i get rid of the missus?

    Your thread title says it all if you rthinking about it you gotta have your reasons !

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    Default Re: should i get rid of the missus?

    Quote Originally Posted by greens117 View Post
    A. she farts and burps alot
    B .she has pmt alot
    C. she scratches her fanny and smells her finger's !
    D .She scratches her arse and smells her finger's !
    E.She stays under the duvet far to long when there was a morning fart !!
    F.She swallows
    If she swallows, all the other faults get forgiven.. keep her mate..

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    Default Re: should i get rid of the missus?

    FFS this is old.
    We need to know if you got rid,and if you did we want Pictures.
    If not why not etc.
    And Pictures to prove she was worth keeping.

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    Default Re: should i get rid of the missus?

    Really nasty, dump. Only reason to keep her would be if she is Pamela Anderson, then she can do whatever she wants to.
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    Default Re: should i get rid of the missus?

    fuk it u may keep her, its gone on lng enough nw lolol and as a few heads have sead the swallowin really does count for alot wud love to see a pic tho jus so we no wot were dealin with lmoa

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