Man is found glued to toilet seat

[4me2]

Man is found glued to toilet seat



A man had to be taken to hospital still attached to a steel toilet after super-glue was deliberately smeared on the seat.
Firefighters were unable to free the man and were forced to remove the entire toilet with the man attached.
The 35-year-old was in a public toilet cubicle in Brierley Hill in the West Midlands when he became stuck.
He was taken to hospital where doctors had to get into the ambulance before using chemicals to free him.
Toilet re-installed
An ambulance service spokesman said: "He appeared to be none the worse for his ordeal other than being understandably somewhat embarrassed."
It is thought the glue had been smeared on the toilet seat by a prankster.
An ambulance crew and a rapid response vehicle attended the scene just before midday but they were unable to free the man. "With the help of a local authority and the fire and rescue service, the man was removed from the cubicle still attached to the stainless steel toilet," the spokesman said. The toilet was later taken back to the public convenience and re-installed.


http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...ry/7704603.stm

[CzarJunkie]

Buhahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa , wish they'd filmed the whole thing, I'd have been 'glued to my seat' watching that.

[coin-op]

The ambulance crew laughed their asses off at him:

"What's up? Haven't you seen a bloke's arse before?"

"Aye, on numerous occasions, just never seen one framed!"

(Old I know, but apt)

[mcdee]

should make this a sticky

[B B Leo]

wonder how long it was on the seat before some one sat on it. i thought super glue dried in seconds!

[tips]

wonder how long it was on the seat before some one sat on it. i thought super glue dried in seconds!

Only upon contact I think.

[B B Leo]

isnt that contact glue?

[flumperino]

Serves him right in a way.....what sort of an idiot sits on a public toilet seat without at least checking that there is no filth on it first?

[mcdee]

i would have used half the bog roll cleaning it first.

[4me2]

I'd have put glue on the flush handle too and maybe even on the bog brush handle..

[mcdee]

and maybe even on the bog brush..

that really would have fckd Leo up

[whatnow]

this supports my argument of 1) never shit in public bogs and 2) wipe the seat if you do.

poor bastard, I bet he didn't even get to wipe his arse either so not only did he have to be assisted by firefighters and escorted to hospital with a toilet seat attached to him but he had to do it all with a shitty ringpiece. I hope he wasn't suffering with the runs, imagine the cake

[karmasupra]

oooh nasty!

[Mule]

wonder how long it was on the seat before some one sat on it. i thought super glue dried in seconds!

It sets when it comes into contact with moisture, even moisture in the air but obviously that'll be slower than the moisture from a sweaty arse. I reckon you've got a good half hour window for someone to fall victim to it.

[garagekru]

It sets when it comes into contact with moisture, even moisture in the air but obviously that'll be slower than the moisture from a sweaty arse. I reckon you've got a good half hour window for someone to fall victim to it.

hmmmm you seem to know a bit too much about this .....

[rIKmAN]

How did he not notice the seat looking all sticky and gooey - dirty bastard!
Serves him right