lmfao at this

[DJ OD]

When I used to DJ a lot in Vauxhall in London, me and a few other mates, who were also DJ's used to stay back at the club after it shut at like 6am or something. We'd go upstairs to the VIP section or office and have our own little private party. I remember one night/morning the bouncers after a few hours of drinking and snorting decided they were going to play with a taser one of them had. They sat there and zapped each other and then laughed at the consequences. It was funny, but the result wasn't quite the same as what happened to this guy. I know they were pretty big blokes but they mostly just sat there and twitched a bit!


DJ OD

[TAR]

First time ive read this too. Funny as.

[evilsatan]

One of my mates who hits the gym hard agreed to take a tazer to the abs and yelling aside it failed to drop him to the floor. My cousin accidentally put his little finger too close to the terminal once and from his description it felt like his finger exploded.

I once was pissing about with a disposable camera and hadn't discharged the flash capacitor, touching that fucking hurt, felt rather stupid when I did it for a second time.

last anecdote, I bought a cheap prank pepper spray cigarette lighter but never felt evil enough to use it. On one of my birthdays I was with the family, whilst I was upstairs getting changed I heard a scream from downstairs. My sister had used it to light the candles on my surprise cake, we had to leave all doors and windows open and evacuate to the pub fora few hours!