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    Question Evolution: Where should your cock really be located ?

    It occurred to me the other day that my cock is located in completely the wrong place.
    Surely with technology as advanced as it is, combined with the evolutionary process it could be located elsewhere.
    My personal preference would be for it to sprout from my kneecap because:

    It would be easier to spanner one off under the desk/on the bus/in the car.
    I'd stand a better chance of being able to hedgehog myself
    In car blow jobs would be far easier
    Nightclub sex would be a damn sight easier.
    Shaving my nuts would be much simpler

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    Default Re: Evolution: Where should your cock really be located ?

    what if you wanted to kneel down? or would your balls be located elsewhere as well?
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    Default Re: Evolution: Where should your cock really be located ?

    Sure - anywhere you like really - post your recommendations!

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    Default Re: Evolution: Where should your cock really be located ?

    balls just under me nose so I could lick them
    Who were you when you thought you where you was?. Whats a matter for can't you want to?

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    Default Re: Evolution: Where should your cock really be located ?

    It should be on the top of my head covered by a bowler hat. Then whenever I see a pretty woman my hat would rise Stan Laurel stylee

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    Default Re: Evolution: Where should your cock really be located ?

    There are plenty of people out there now who've got one smack bang in the middle of their foreheads, or act like they have.
    No sympathy for the devil; keep that in mind. Buy the ticket, take the ride...

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