Evolution: Where should your cock really be located ?

[I Black Belt]

It occurred to me the other day that my cock is located in completely the wrong place.
Surely with technology as advanced as it is, combined with the evolutionary process it could be located elsewhere.
My personal preference would be for it to sprout from my kneecap because:

It would be easier to spanner one off under the desk/on the bus/in the car.
I'd stand a better chance of being able to hedgehog myself
In car blow jobs would be far easier
Nightclub sex would be a damn sight easier.
Shaving my nuts would be much simpler

discuss:

[willp2003]

what if you wanted to kneel down? or would your balls be located elsewhere as well?

[I Black Belt]

Sure - anywhere you like really - post your recommendations!

[flanflinger]

balls just under me nose so I could lick them

[GTI]

It should be on the top of my head covered by a bowler hat. Then whenever I see a pretty woman my hat would rise Stan Laurel stylee

[beansontoast]

There are plenty of people out there now who've got one smack bang in the middle of their foreheads, or act like they have.