It occurred to me the other day that my cock is located in completely the wrong place.
Surely with technology as advanced as it is, combined with the evolutionary process it could be located elsewhere.
My personal preference would be for it to sprout from my kneecap because:

It would be easier to spanner one off under the desk/on the bus/in the car.
I'd stand a better chance of being able to hedgehog myself
In car blow jobs would be far easier
Nightclub sex would be a damn sight easier.
Shaving my nuts would be much simpler

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